Modeling Versus Not Modeling

Following up on my scathing, accurate review of Nepo babies wrecking the runway and shoots with their horrific “modeling.” Here’s another example of Kendall Jenner & Gigi Hadid giving us NOTHING. EVERY TIME (read Shame, Shame, Shame On Chloe Malle). Not having the prerequisite sculpted faces, they should be working twice as hard to serve body. The fuck are these lazy hoes doing? The entitlement is outrageous. How many years have they been working? And they’re still THIS awful? Throw the entire duo in the trash, where they belong. Toss Chloe Malle with them (read Reality Check: Chloe Malle).

Modeling: Isabeli Fontana & Caroline Trentini. It’s giving chiseled face, serving: body, angles, architecture, glamour, dexterity, competence, beauty, storyteller!

Versus

Not modeling: Kendall Jenner & Gigi Hadid. It’s giving Kengi: amorphous facial structure, indolent, dilettante, entitled, delusional, basic, boring, glamour magic, lackluster, nepo baby. Where’s the lie? None were told. Via: Vogue Brazil & Vogue

Shame, Shame, Shame On Chloe Malle

What we ordered versus what arrived. Return to sender. Vogue’s October 2025 cover marking nepo baby Chloe Malle’s debut as Anna Wintour’s successor is a lackluster, dismal, failure. If picking up where Wintour left off was the goal, mission accomplished. She ended terribly after yielding to gutter trash for likes (read Negligence Is The New Black). A joke, this entire publication is garbage. You couldn’t pay me to work with them.

Neither Kendall Jenner or Gigi Hadid are gorgeous enough to be classified as supermodels, let alone stand there and give us nothing. You basic bitches better work, with those doughy, formless faces. Glamour magic makes people appear more attractive than they are and increases followers, this is how they’ve climbed to the top folks (read What Is Glamour Magic?).

Give work to the real models and get a better creative team. Isabeli Fontana and Caroline Trentini are epic, chiseled, serving face and body. What the real models lack that the 90’s supers had in spades is personality. Thus their beauty disconnects from the masses. Kate Moss, Naomi Campbell, Linda Evangelista, Cindy Crawford, Christy Turlington, Stephanie Seymour, going back to the Iman’s and Janice Dickinson’s, you think of them and know their personas. Their beauty wasn’t the only thing to shine. GET IT TOGETHER. These were full packaged women. Step up or step the fuck off the runway, sick of this. Strip Chloe Malle naked, shave her head, walk her through the streets of New York City, while we gather to scream shame, shame, shame and throw stuff at her. Via: Vogue Brazil & Vogue

Updated: 9/16/2025 11:55pm