Revelation 2: Keith Richards Is Saint Michael

After realizing Mick Jagger could inflict cancer and kill it dawned on me…Keith Richards is impervious. Try as he might and lord knows he’s tried for literal decades, Keith Richards is untouchable. I’m talking drug overdoses, electrocution, falling from trees as an old man…NOTHING! This nigga is dead in his eighties and didn’t even catch COVID-19. He’s the only one in the band who can stand up to Mick without consequence (read Revelation 1: Mick Jagger Is Satan). Who is Satan’s equal opposite? Archangel Michael! He even looks like the Byzantine renderings.

Yes the two most prolific angels in history are the leaders of The Rolling Stones, explaining their constant contention. Two group members couldn’t be more notorious for their fights. Heaven is all about music, everything is all about balance (that I’ll expand in another revelation). The Rolling Stones embodied that when Charlie Watts was still kicking, but as I’ve stated numerous times the balance between good and evil is off as of 2020, skewing towards the latter, causing the world to spiral to the end. Now their massive, life altering influence makes complete sense. Can you connect the bottom questions [read The Power Of Film Explains It All] to what I’m saying? Put them thinking caps on. Use those brains babes. Via: Pinterest