Diddy’s Assistant Ran From Mick Jagger

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Mick Jagger may not have been photographed at Diddy’s parties, but the assistant’s testimony verifies he was there. A March 2020 text exchange between Diddy & ‘Mia’ revealed Jagger (aka Satan) tried to take her home. She not only declines, but proceeds to run for her life to get away from him. Saying EVERYTHING about who he really is behind the scenes.

I watched that spellbinding HBO documentary (read Must See TV: The Fall Of Diddy). Whatever Diddy’s done pales in comparison to what his employer Mick Jagger gets into. Everybody who’s anybody knows it. Mia got away from him, because she was scared and didn’t want to be alone with The Rolling Stones frontman. Let that sink in, that’s how’s depraved be is. Via: Wall Street Journal & Daily Mail

Must See TV: The Fall Of Diddy

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Did I have something to do with Diddy’s arrest? Yup, 100% and I have the documentation to prove it, as usual. Before I knew what all was going on, I gave him a deal with a simple contingency. Upon breaking it, Diddy was incarcerated almost immediately. When a Goddess speaks you listen or suffer the consequences, something I’ve showed you all repeatedly. Hubris keeps these fucking idiots from applying the lesson.

I watched The Fall Of Diddy. An absolutely riveting five part documentary. Devouring episode after episode, I’m shocked the man is still alive. My tolerance for drugs is no small feat (in my prime), but even I couldn’t hang. Trust me that’s saying A LOT! Diddy took party like a rockstar to Keith Richards proportions.

Anyone who questioned a word of what I’ve said about Hollywood is an asshat. Paying people off after committing crimes, scapegoating others (like he did Shyne), invalidating black women (the victim of that infamous nightclub shooting), satanic sacrifices for power, prostitution, domestic violence, it’s ALL there. I’m owed apologies and have only received two (those who violated will pay dearly).

Why Diddy refused the plea deal is beyond me, I saw the footage, I heard the audio, you did those things. Whereas I didn’t accept a plea, because I orchestrated the entire Melanie Hamrick ordeal. Innocent of any wrongdoing, my case was dismissed (read Melanie Hamrick: Case Dismissed). That being said, the biggest takeaway from this is: whatever Diddy’s done is NOTHING compared to what Mick Jagger, their boss and Satan incarnated, is doing. Not even close. I want the Jagger’s arrested before I take them out or else. There will be ZERO compromises and I’m more than willing to end civilization for it. Enjoy that time, Athena & Horus. Via: IMDB

Ti West’s X Trilogy

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After hearing about Mia Goth’s legal drama I wanted to see what was going on. The only film I’d seen the actress in prior was Nymphomaniac by Lars Von Trier. What I learned after devouring this horror trilogy over the weekend is: Ti West is absolutely brilliant and Mia Goth is one of the best actresses of all time. Absolutely blown away.

Cinema if done properly, like all good art, is suppose to transform you, change you, transport you, expand your universe by shattering expectations through good storytelling. Who I was before watching X The Movie is not who I am today. What a fucking ride, to continually surprise the audience without losing the integrity of the story is no small feat. As I said in my Instagram post for this blog, I thought Maxine was reminiscent of Emily Meade’s character in The Deuce. A small town girl wanting to be famous even if it’s through avant-garde porn. Nope, nope, all is not what it seems as Howard Suber would say (read The Power Of Film Explains It All). The plot is so original, if you gave me a play by play synopsis, I wouldn’t believe you. Side note: Brittany Snow managing to fit a pitch perfect moment into a horror porn film took me over the edge, she gonna get her song in.

The scene in Pearl, where she argues with her mother is one of the best I’ve ever seen. Tandi Wright’s phenomenal. Top tier acting, writing, cinematography, production. It’s taking everything not to make this a dissertation. Fucking art. How have more people not dressed as Pearl or Maxine for Halloween? Thank you to everyone involved for this quality work. Via: Pinterest & HBO Max

Seeing “Jaws” Through A New Lens

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No joke, until recently I hadn’t watched Jaws in over twenty years. As a child I was scarred by this film, convinced sharks were lurking on every beach waiting to devour me. Was it as terrifying as I fossilized it to be? Let me tell you the suspense is timeless, a cinematic masterpiece. Bravo. But absolutely everything about the way they handled the situation was wildly inappropriate. Nobody called the government for proper equipment or resources, furthermore almost everybody was wasted out of their minds. I’m surprised more people didn’t die with their reckless drinking. That’s what stuns me most. Honestly, I don’t even think Sheriff Brody’s wife knew where she was half the time, she certainly never knew where her kids were. Absolute booze hound.

This is why no black people were involved in the hunt. Prone to being easily spooked, we’re the gatekeepers of common sense. Nigga I’m not getting on no small rickety ass boat to chase a shark of that magnitude, entrusting a man who can barely form a sentence without slurring. Leaving me to ponder who’s the real villain, the misdirected shark, or the rampant alcoholism permeating the island? Via: HBOMax

House Of Ho Season 2

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Literally, literally, just found out House Of Ho had a second season in 2022. I’m so upset! After petitioning for its comeback I missed it entirely; setting these people up, going into the criminal justice system, I got distracted. I love this show about a wealthy Vietnamese American family in Texas. Everyone is gorgeous, strong willed, opinionated and a little crazy. The binge is about to be reallllll! Via: HBO Max

The Best Boondocks Episodes

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The Boondocks is hands down one of the best animated series to ever be created, ever. It started off as one of the Sunday funnies I grew up on. When Aaron McGruder got the television deal I was hyped. For those of you unfamiliar with this pillar of the culture, it’s based on the misadventures of brothers Huey and Riley Freeman, who move into white suburbs with their grandad, after the death of their parents. Both characters are voiced by Regina King, who truly doesn’t get enough credit for this feat.
Huey is “politically sapient, and borderline militant…a self-described revolutionary left-wing radical who regularly reflects upon current events, as well as the plight of African Americans, as it relates to greater American society.”* As opposed to younger brother Riley, who admires rappers and gangsters, rather than revolutionaries. Riley is also highly intelligent, but uses his smarts for all the wrong things.

Although I have qualities of both, out of the two I’m definitely more Riley, just a nigga for no reason. To know me is to know this. I never said I was about shit, ya feel me?
In honor of Black History Month, here are the best episodes of The Boondocks in my opinion:
-Riley Wuz Here: Riley is mentored by beloved painter Bob Ross, who turns out to be far more woke and rebellious than expected. Together they make anonymous masterpieces around Woodcrest.
-Guess Hoes Coming To Dinner: Grandad, voiced by icon John Witherspoon, falls in love with a sexy young woman. Except he misses the glaringly obvious fact that she’s a hoe. Huey & Riley go through great lengths to prove it. Katt Williams makes an unforgettable cameo in this episode.
-The S Word: Riley, Grandad and Rev. Rollo Goodlove, get media attention when Riley’s teacher uses the n word. His teacher is white and they plan on suing. Thus begins the debate over what consequences should be had, if any.
-Grandad Dates A Kardashian: Okay so, this is only here due to the accuracy of that demonic family’s portrayal. The fake asses, lies, attention seeking, and need to leech off black culture like slave owners is spot on. It’s so, so fucking accurate.
-Freedomland: Grandad spends all of Huey & Riley’s money, leaving them indebted to Ed Wuncler. A reoccurring character, who now owns their home. As payment he forces them to work in his slavery themed park, “Freedomland.” Quite possibly my favorite episode of all time.
-The Passion Of Reverend Ruckus: Uncle Ruckus, a self hating black man (think Kanye, think Kodak Black), who claims to be infected with re-vitiligo, preaches on behalf of white Jesus. After having a dream where Ronald Regan greets him in “white heaven,” he doubles down on his disdain for black people. Spreading the word of white supremacy he gains a following.
-Return Of The King: Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. awakes from a coma to find the current state of the culture isn’t what he dreamed of.

A satirical cartoon, the plots and characters are based on true events and people. The series is now on HBOMax. Watch it. You’re welcome. What are your favorite episodes? Via: Blk_Success

*https://boondocks.fandom.com/wiki/Huey_Freeman

Notes On Degrassi

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Rewatching Degrassi: The Next Generation trying to figure out why this show is so damn good. And here are some of my notes:
-Jimmy, that nigga Ric shot you with his eyes closed…what?
-Ellie, Marco was minding his business, you messaged him anonymously. He did lead you and Hazel on though…everybody messy.
-Manny & Craig were it from jump, so the cheating wasn’t out of nowhere. Craig is the reason she turned into slutty Thong Manny, when he played her by the lockers. He dead told her he didn’t like her, in that episode of their first date. She reminded him too much of his baby sister. It’s a cold world.
-Hazel was wyling for that terrorist chic fashion ticket, even the white women were offended. Then, then she spray paints TERRORIST on the chicks project…meanwhile she’s Muslim.
-Craig was always off, running on railroad tracks and what not. Sean a wild nigga, but even he was like what…
-Jimmy was often the voice of reason, be it hate crimes, or Marco’s sexuality. Wheelchair Jimmy my nigga for life.
-Emma was always on one. Just like continuously out of pocket and in grown folks business. Girl, had your mama been black, whew chile.
-Paige was better than I recalled, she held Ashley accountable and supported Terri’s plus sized modeling. She’s a good friend.
-Terri was gorgeous.

Those are my note thus far. This show remains in our hearts, because they’re straight savage. I mean it really goes there, my mouth was dropping at some of these scenes. I implore you watch this show stoned whilst taking notes and you’ll double over in laughter. Wine will do too. What’s the wildest scene you remember? Via: Consequence