Are you Christina Ricci or Vincent Gallo? Which still? Personally had more to drink last night than I meant to, so I’m Vincent still three. I use to be obsessed with Vincent Gallo, name that film?
Play as hard as you work. Everything in moderation. It’s Friday, time to kick those work week blues out the door. What’s your favorite vodka brand? I prefer bourbon or whiskey, but Ketel One will do.
Clarie’s Knee (film). Yes please, sign me up for a bibliophile. Do you require a partner who reads? Why or why not? Photo: Differ TV
Be it a lifestyle, or a special occasion happy 4/20 motherfuckers. Here is a cute list of things to enjoy while stoned.
- Eat a bowl of cereal it will never taste better, nothing will ever taste better. My favorite cereals to eat while stoned: AppleJacks, Honey Nut Cheerios, Coco Pebbles, Coco Puffs and Rice Crispie’s WITH sugar. #ThatMilkThoYum
- Have sex, you will be so focused and present, enjoying every sensation.
- A walk in the park, preferably during the day. Nature is so damn beautiful the color of flower petals, the ripples of the lake, the rustling leaves.
- Watch one of the following tv shows: The Office, Arrested Development, I Love New York, Flavor Of Love, Flavor Of Love Charm School, Portlandia, Adventure Time (didn’t understand these last two shows until I was high), Family Guy, Dave Chappelle Show… I mean it really doesn’t get better.
- Watch one of the following films: Kung Fu Hustle, Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle, City Of God (my favorite movie), The 40 Year Old Virgin, Wedding Crashers, Scary Movie 1…Honestly being high heightens everything, you just notice more so you can fully appreciate it.
- Listen to music. You could be listening to the same song for the millionth time, when suddenly instruments and vocals you’ve never heard manifest. Two of my current stoner jams: Fall by Chloe X Halle and Age Of Aquarius, peep those harmonies.