Grateful that this Pineapple OG is on it’s last leg. Knocks me out. I would like to enjoy my high thanks, but def recommend if suffering from insomnia. Probably the only time I’ve been happy to run low on weed. It gives I ate too much of an edible vibes. Anyone else? Via: Level Heady
The excitement and joy you feel when you see amazing marijuana, be it bountiful or potent.
Just made it up, you welcome and happy weekend. Via: High Times Magazine
Officially scared to smoke, my dealer got some new shit that knocks me out like edibles. It was just so unexpected. Always remember to make time for fun. Life is about balance. How are you celebrating the weekend? Via: Karma Legit
For the chronic over thinker…see what I did there? Seriously, I smoke to calm this mind that never quits. It tells my brain, yo chilll. What delights you today? Via: High Times Magazine
This cracks me up. Enjoy this holiday weekend, Hannah Montana style (even though that means a totally different thing on the streets). Go let loose safely. Miley doesn’t smoke anymore, but if she did could you keep up? Via: 2000 Snow Bunny
How far do you think you can go before you hit the floor? I gotta be real with myself, I think I can take TWO solid hits, the circumference is just doing the most. That’s a lot of green.
Some of the dumbest things I’ve done due to being stoned out of my mind:
- Dirty Laundry- One time in the not too distant past, I was staying at an Airbnb and thank the lord, they had a laundry room. It was quaint, just a washer and dryer placed in a broom closet. Still I was grateful. The plan was to run errands while I did chores. Dropping my load, I came back to hot, fresh laundry. Under the impression that my clothes had washed then dried all in one. Wow, what a super advanced unit! Two full minutes later. It dawned on me that I’d placed my clothes covered in detergent in the dryer. Like a dummy. This wasn’t some super fancy new technology after all.
- Aaliyah Was A Man- Standing in the doorway my roommate equally, if not more high, Nicole went on a 45 minute tangent dragging me into the K hole she found herself in. “And see look at this picture. You see the man, you see the woman, look at the difference in their back structures. Now look at Aaliyah…she was born a man bro. She got Indian in her family, Indians believed in five genders…” She was so passionate, so convincing I ran to text my very sober friends. Presenting the evidence, I was shaken out of my smoke fogged brain. “This is dumb.” I was made aware how preposterous the whole thing was.
- Take A Stand- It’s so rude! You can do so much better than that and she’s fucked up for saying that, I’m sick of it. “Okay….calm down. He’s not that bad.” What? You deserve more. Don’t say that about yourself! You don’t have to settle for an old man. “What are you talking about?” Turns out for an entire year I thought my friend Lala’s coworkers were trying to hook her up with the seventy year old in the office, mixing his name up with that of the hot, young one who looked liked Usher. Suddenly everything we ever discussed about it made sense…well kind of.
What’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever done, because you were high af? Photo: Grass in Class
Courtesy of Cypress Hill. I hope you all got to re-up in time. Which celebrity stoner would you hotbox with? If I wanted to pass out: Willie Nelson, Snoop Dogg and Rihanna.
Personally, I will be getting stoned and:
Eating, creating, watching films, journaling, developing characters, listening to music, reading, learning, learning, learning and playing with my cat.
Doesn’t this remind you of the cerebral cortex structure?
Via: High Times Magazine
Happy Valentine’s Day! Although people bash this holiday as a scam from Hallmark, there’s nothing wrong with a day to spread more love. This bouquet is better than flowers, do you agree? Via: High Times Magazine