Melanie Hamrick And Her Nobody Friends

Who actually are these people? Spare me about Christine, her career took off with Melanie’s black magic. Why would Mick Jagger leave Lwren Scott who was prettier than Melanie, for her and her nobody friends? Literally she’s hanging out with Elizabeth Taylor! The Elizabeth Taylor, royalty with Princess Beatrice (who I actually meet doing the red carpet for a Charity Water event, so humble) and Nicole Kidman. Who the fuck are these people, including Melanie Hick Hamrick? Sir Mick Jagger, legendary rockstar would leave his successful, somebody, gorgeous girlfriend of 13 years, to hang out with a background ballerina and her nobody friends?
It’s just so creepy of this entire group. None of them are pretty, or stars to begin with for him to want to level up a deformed chin, deformed nostril girl, with no style, or money, and a ratty ponytail. Look at her pony, look at Lwrens. Melanie Hamrick is an entire stalker, murderer, rapist. You’re a weirdo, a lame, delusional weirdo, who can’t be a star even when you steal one of the biggest ones from the sky. Mick Jagger, an icon, would never look at you, even with him you still manage to be a loser. A leopard doesn’t change it’s spots. You aren’t arm candy, or eye candy, the minimum of his requirements. A mess like that hair, on that unshapely head.

Supermodel 101: Laetitea Casta

Oh la la, the French always sends the greatest gifts, and this bodacious bombshell is one of them. Discovered by photographer Federic Cresseaux while on family vacation, Laetitia Casta blew up when she snagged a Guess campaign in 1993. Sultry, with cascading hair, full lips, bedroom blue eyes and a body to die for, she went on to a deal with Victoria’s Secret in 1998.
Casta at 5’7 has done over 100 magazine covers (Rolling Stones, Vogue, Elle), has cat walked coveted runways (Paco Rabanne, Roberto Cavalli, Vivienne Westwood), bagged big campaigns (L’Oreal, Bulgari, Tiffany’s, Swarvoski, H&M) and was the last muse of designer Yves Saint Laurent. This iconic nineties supermodel has also been shot by major photographers including Herb Ritts, Annie Leibowitz and Albert Watson amongst others, I mean look at her profile, duh.

The activist and self-proclaimed rebel went on to have two children with Italian actor Stefano Accorsi, and is now married to French actor Louis Garrel (super hot couple). Laetitia still models, but has a successful acting career. A legendary bad bitch. Which picture is your fave? Via: Laetitia Daily

Happy L’Wren Scott Day

Again wait until I post the full story next month to use these receipts. In honor of Melanie Hamrick’s birthday, this is now L’wren Scott Day. Again Mick and I have been dating for almost a year, there was no house purchased on her behalf. ALL HER STORIES ARE FAKE. She pays them to run stories she writes herself.

My gifts are a blessing and a curse. You didn’t see L’wren’s final moments, I did. When in a trance she took her life, when her soul fought to get back into her body, confused, distraught, weeping, realizing she could not comeback. When she floated over loved ones on her way out. She did not want to go.

Like I said the women Mick go for are well connected, well dressed, beautiful and have a star quality. Where between Melanie and her sister, Rachel, do you see any of those attributes? Neither come from money, neither were known before coming up off Mick Jagger, neither of them were principal ballerina, both of them have uneven faces. Youth alone is NOT enough to sway Mick Jagger, who can get younger and prettier. Via: Lwren Scott Archives

Supermodel 101: Susan Holmes McKagan

Susan Holmes honey, international model, wife to rockstar Duff Mckagan, of Guns N’ Roses. Of course he would lock down this beauty. Those large upturned, almond shaped, feline eyes, those pouty lips and perfectly arched brows. This is the definition of a bad bitch. Please do your homework, these aren’t even close to her best photos. What a a chiseled goddess. Other accolades under belt: author, muse, designer, mother of two, business woman. Photos: Herb Ritts, Richard Avedon, Getty Images.