The Pinault’s Are Satanic Bullies

In 2023 Salma Hayek used billionaire husband Francois-Henri Pinault to purchase CAA, the biggest agency in Hollywood. Since then the satanic duo have used their conglomeration to create a monopoly, forcing a majority of their clients to do their bidding, or suffer the consequences.

A seven billion dollar deal, the Pinault’s gain access to almost everyone in Hollywood. Between the wealth and luxury brands owned by Kering, scorned Salma Hayek, a woman of color who has experienced degradation, uses this newfound power to become one of the ultimate abusers. Want designer duds for red carpet events? You better kiss the ring. Explaining Hollywood’s boycott and subsequent backtracking of Balenciaga’s child BDSM scandal.

Salma Hayek and her husband coerce stars back into wearing their satanic pedo brand, or they won’t work another day in their life. Hayek’s ambition didn’t end there, she planned on offing her husband for full control. Had I not taken her powers away, Francois-Henri Pinault would’ve ended up like Matthew Perry (read Salma Hayek Killed Matthew Perry). Dead.

Hurting children, exploiting them, sexually abusing them…it’s all apart of their satanic worship. Passed down from generation to generation, these misguided mortals believing Satan isn’t real and they’re the higher beings. Satan incarnated is Michael Philip Jagger and you will pay him what you owe (read Told You So: Satanic Rituals 2).

And here we are, watching Salma Hayek, a narcissistic, depraved, satanic pedophile, buying The Oscars, something I perfectly documented. Barely any of the nominees this year deserve accolades, especially the clients of Emily Gerson Saines; a trash bag agent for CAA and one of Satan’s biggest devotees, even sacrificing clients and her own firstborn son (read Mick Jagger Lies About Noor Alfallah).

And who was snubbed? Nicole Kidman, who Salma Hayek tried to bully into taking pictures from an angle she doesn’t like. If you don’t play the Pinault’s and Mick Jagger’s pedo games, you don’t get your flowers, which is why conglomerates like CAA are to be disbanded. Sebastian Stan, Kiernan Culkin, Ariana Grande, Zoe Saldana, Timothee Chalamet, Jeremy Scott and more deserve nothing (an upcoming piece, along with Salma reporting this post on Instagram). Shame on you entitled pieces of shit. Enjoy that time, you’ll spend eternity regretting it. Hope those soul sells were worth it, I can tell you right now they aren’t. Xoxo Athena & Horus. Via: The Economic Times, The Hollywood Reporter, Wikipedia, Buzzfeed & Office Of Justice

Updated: 1/28/2025 2:41am

Male Harness Madness

“You’re into fashion, what do you think of this?”

My friend screenshot a photo of this male harness on some rapper, juxtaposed with the photo of Michael B Jordan above. I googled it immediately, finding the internet in an ambivalent tizzy over this Louis Vuitton accessory. Personally I love it, but a statement piece must be worn carefully. Michael B Jordan didn’t wear it properly AT ALL.

First off there is entirely TOO much going on: between the harness, the lapels of the jacket, the color scheme of it all together (the white shirt, the floral print, the black AND navy jacket), is too busy! Although I believe it best not to wear this harness with a jacket, if it’s to be done Chadwick Boseman did that. The harmonious color scheme emphasizes the structural element of the outfit, light architectural, effortless, chic.

Timothée Chalamet, now he gets it perfecto! He wears it sans jacket, which is the proper way, if any. This is a statement piece, if you’re in a jacket, you have to be committed to keeping that layer on, no matter what. This gets awkward if overheated. He keeps it simple in black and lets the harness do it’s work as the focal point. He even gives it a little razzle dazzle with the glitter. Simply elegant. Definitely solidifying himself as a style icon. Who wore it best to you? Photo: Getty Images

Chalamet Chic Baby

I was minding my entire business, when Timothée Chalamet personally attacked me with his glow up. He’s always been beautiful, but his swag level is heading off the charts. His clothes are so chic, edgy and well thought-out, as demonstrated in the second look. The red checkered pattern on the pant, the black leather cuff of the jacket (inverse of colors), bring the blazer and pant together. He plays with gender fluidity in the manner of a subtle dandy, the billowy blouse, the diaphanous sweater. Details darling. C’est maqnifique. Photos: VMAN Magazine, Getty Images and Entertainment Weekly

Paint Splattered Tuxedo

Oscar nominated actor and real life sweetheart, Timothée Chalamet rocking a paint splattered Canadian tuxedo. Ripped directly from the runway of designer Sterling Ruby. A vision, so cool, edgy and aloof. Photo: Khitam Jabr