ADULTHOOD IS A S#!%SHOW
It’s that time again, spooky season! Let’s start the month off with celebratory nails. I don’t want to get into mine, a week hasn’t gone by and I need to get some redone. I’m PISSED! They’re suppose to last three weeks minimum, not three days. I digress. Do you love or hate these Scream nails? Via: SpellboundXNails
These pool reflection nails are mad cute. I could stare at them as I do the water, forever. Do you love ‘em or hate ‘em? Via: Glamour Magazine
Barack Obama is tan af and I feel a way about it…I will be heading to the beach to maintain my dark glory. I’ll literally compete with anyone in a race to purple, anyone. It really doesn’t matter if they’re aware or not. I was just taken aback by his glow and need to ensure mine doesn’t falter. I get so depressed watching my tan fade. It’s an obsession. Trust I know that the people I started this tradition with, we’re all still competing silently. I see you bitches. The race is that real. Tan safely everyone, it evens out your skin. Via: Hello Magazine US
Going through my photo album for the drag queen text, I stumbled on a series regarding The Dress. We were really losing our minds as a species over this shit. The amount of arguments I partook in…honestly I went mad. At some point everyone decided the war couldn’t be won, let’s never speak on it again. Even after the scientific explanation about ocular science, rods and cones giving everyone a different view on The Dress, we dropped it. I saw and continue to see a blue and black dress (one person I asked saw blue and gold, not gonna get into that), others see gold and white. What color is the dress to you? Via: Newport Buzz
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Some people are fortunate enough to get hotter with age, Mindy Kaling is one of those people. She’s launching a bikini collab with Andie Swim, to empower women and she looks damn good doing it. Also I love the beach, we know this. My favorite part is actually the confidence of beach goers. I fucking love that people come as they are, nobody gives a fuck how you look at the beach. You’d think it’d be the opposite, but it’s truly not. I’ve never seen anyone shamed, or shy. We’re all just soaking up the sun, slathering oils we brought, or borrowed from one another. It’s such a peaceful accepting place, nobody stops you from drinking, smoking, living your life. It’s utopia.
Personally never going topless again, although it was the only reason the cops didn’t arrest me for toking when it was illegal. From po-po to an orthodox Jewish man, I was gawked at to the point of perversion. An old man literally turned his chair to look at me, later stating I had big breast and giving me a thumbs up. I promise you, if you aren’t feeling confident go to the beach. However, if your feet specifically aren’t done, that’s when people judge you. Deadass. Are you excited for beach season? Via: People Style
This water basin grill is the wave, pun intended. It’s giving Ancient Greek pottery realness. Do you love it or hate it? Via: Gabby Elan Jewelry
Couple goals. Age isn’t a determinant for being major if you do so gracefully. There are a lot of tacky young people fyi. This is so, so cute. I’m going to be just as extra. Which fit is your favorite? Via: Michealla Styles
NYC dress code currently. One minute it’s humid and hot, the next it’s below freezing. Oh that in between time, it’s making me sick. Coughing my life away and fighting to keep my voice. Thank God for whiskey and tea. Am I still gonna smoke weed? Yes. Am I still gonna wear tiny outfits under extravagant coats? Yes. I won’t let winter win, I’ll be fine. How do you transition between seasons? Via: Founding Fabric
Life isn’t this linear thing. The unexpected can happen suddenly, at any age, out of nowhere. Michelle Yeoh is 60 years old and just in her prime. Major, like this shoot. Don’t let society dictate your timeline. Do you boo, or you just might miss out on something fantastic. Via: Elle Magazine
Love getting my nails done. It makes me feel complete, happy, beautiful. It’s art, expression, a form of self care. Of course not for everyone and women who don’t like getting their nails did shouldn’t be chastised for it, hiding their hands. Like honestly it sounds silly, but it’s not. It’s actually a source of anxiety, since it’s expected of us. People notice, some comment, put them in their place. Men get to look gross, no one batting and eye. Keep the same energy. That being said, I’m def doing dark red next! Via: Daily_Charme