Angelina Jolie Is Not Doing Gaga’s Makeup

Literally I stared at Lady Gaga’s insta upload perplexed, why was Angelina Jolie doing her makeup? Clicking the tag I discovered it was Sarah Tanno, her make up artist. Scrolling the comments I was not alone in my confusion. Here’s a photo of Jolie to demonstrate how insanely alike they look wearing black mask. Did you do a double take tho? Via: Lady Gaga & Jolie Thing

Me & Veeeeeefr AKA Melanie Hamrick

Melanie Hamrick is obsessed with me (but wanted to be L’Wren), now keep this troll account in mind, because the way I discovered it was her is atrocious. When I show you how in my article next month, Single White FeMel, you’ll see how evil and vile she is. Sorry not sorry, but I’m not going to pretend someone is pretty, when they aren’t. I never understood why Mick Jagger was with her and figured he just settled after heartbreak, the one she caused. Now it all makes sense.

Melanie is not a showstopper, again she’s missing an entire nostril. This is the type of stuff I send her and still, she needs my attention so bad, she stays. Matter of fact she was in my stories yesterday. Had I been a sheep who blindly follows I would be a liar like some of you. Pretending a basic, talentless hack was special, never critically thinking about this out of character choice (no looks, no social connections, no style, no personality, no talent). Spineless of you all. Power hungry, pathetic. How stupid do you look now?

And to Michael rereading our text I’m sorry I ignored you and was indifferent to evil. It was the same behavior I complained about other people doing to me with the Kardashians (TO AN EXTENT).