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Let’s talk about the fact that I was right. Melanie Hamrick isn’t pretty, which is why she’s the only one who hasn’t been linked to another powerful suitor. What happened I thought you were the pretty top ballerina? Better than L’Wren Scott? The love of Mick Jaggers life? You’re a weirdo, you grew up a weirdo, because beauty is power and you’re not beautiful. NEVER have been. That’s why she black magicked, murdered and raped, forcing a baby, forcing herself onto someone who would NEVER choose her, nor look at her twice. That’s why you write your own articles, about deals you weren’t offered, her job is collecting child support as a former BACKGROUND dancer at ABT, never the star. A book about sex? You aren’t sexy and probably had three partners in the entirety of your life (one was a rape), and can’t even get another relevant man without dark magic. A JOKE. You don’t have ballet talent, which you’ve done all your life and think we want a book. As a writer she needs a ghost writer, your statuses and captions are lame, like you. And as for Mick’s kids? Idiotic, white trash, who with their games ruined the lives of many. Hands down the stupidest family I’ve ever encountered and the grossest, an embarrassment of soulless, talentless, evil, entitled, brats.

But back to Melanie, had you a brain, or eyes, you’d see she incriminated herself, which is why she couldn’t sue me for defamation. Instead she committed perjury, desperate to cover up her crime. She went TWICE with lies to the police (does the count as two counts of perjury?) and is STILL stalking me, the way she did Mick & L’Wren. As if being deformed wasn’t bad enough, she’s mentally unstable, yet smarter than Mick’s kids. All of them CLOWNS.

Mick would never pick her over L’Wren Scott, who should have let his kids die shouldn’t have saved his kids last June (look how they treat people who help them), Noor Afallah, who’s hot AF, nor me. She inherits nothing, nor does her murder rape baby. What a loser. Life ruined, because even with an icon she’s too ugly to be relevant. And still, more than anyone, she’ll miss me most in prison, where she belongs. Tomorrow I’ll be posting yet ANOTHER troll account she’s stalking me on. As for Sally Wood…I’m trying to be respectful to Ronnie Wood, but NEVER liked her, I saw her follow list being people who racially profiled me and played her like a fiddle. That’s why Jo Wood came first in my article, she’s a real one. I grimaced having to give her accolades after things Catherine Montgomery’s experiences confirmed for me, like ignoring her then getting another fan backstage (she’s still a fan of Sally, I never was). But I’m not gonna go in on Sally (let’s see how it plays out first), her character screamed duplicitous, so I used it against her. Patti Hansen is the only major bitch in the building. An icon on her own, like all of Keith Richards major loves: independent, crazy, strong, legendary, gorgeous. Mick’s children are why I view their mothers differently, a disgrace. People I literally idolized and idealized. I, like everyone else, inhaled: Patti, Bianca Jagger, Anita Pallenberg, Jerry Hall, Marianne Faithful, Jo Wood, and Marsha Hunt growing up. Those are women who taught me a thing or two, and more. Despite what Mick thinks, the legendary women (everything they worked for ruined due to their offspring), are essential to the bands vibe (style, attitude, BEAUTY, personality…all things Melanie lacks). Which is why I told him to apologize to them. Look how deformed, lame, loser, Melanie ruined everything for everyone.

Next time you play chess, but you were really playing checkers, make sure it’s not with a goddess. Which I’ve proven myself to be. So are you stupid…or living in delusion, or both? Via: Viral Pop Culture