Melanie Hamrick And The Full Moon

Why March 17th for Lwren Scott to die? St. Patrick’s Day, Patti Hansen’s birthday (how traumatizing to share it with your friends death date), why this day? I sat down in my thinking chair, to think, think, think, the way this nigga Steve from Blue’s Clues taught me. Of course everything came full circle, as they always do (I will tell the homeless story, things just came up). Remember I kept going on about learning about being a witch, the traditions and how the universe was guiding me to study the craft. Well I did learn, about the moon and it’s use in spell work.

Spells for increasing something, like finances for instance are best used with the waxing moon, since it’s light is increasing. Spells for banishing, or removing something are best used during the waning moon, since it’s light is decreasing. But, full moons are the best moons, it’s the most powerful so you can do any type of spell work. Why March 17th? Inquisitive me had to see if this eureka moment was real, I Googled the moon cycles of March 2014 and BINGO, BANGO, the full moon that month was on the 16th, the day before Lwren Scott died. Melanie and her coven cast a spell that night, explaining why L’Wren was normal at dinner on Sunday night and had plans to work the Monday she hung herself, calling her assistant to the apartment to do so. She wasn’t depressed, or distraught, none of it was premeditated on her end, that’s why she didn’t change her will, leaving everything to Mick, and Melanie can’t get her story straight. He asked you out backstage to dinner? Or he waited til Lwren died? Or he started an affair with you while she was alive, leading to her death? You tell so many tall tales to these papers who can keep up? Mick doesn’t know, you know why? He was magicked too.

I just had to check one more thing. Melanie flew to Japan on February 15th, Lwren died a month and two days later. Soon after her death deformed Melanie was on Mick. What was the full moon that February? I Googled it. February 14th, the day before she flew her ratty ponytail to Japan was the full moon. She cast a love spell on Mick with February’s full moon, knowing she was going to get a chance to see The Stones, but had to get rid of Lwren, she used the March full moon to do so. As I learned one spell per moon cycle is the most effective, and that’s exactly what she did. February for Mick, March for Lwren.

L’Wren was gone a month and two days after Melanie flew to Japan and two weeks after Melanie met Mick at the March show, because Melanie Hamrick and her defunct coven were doing black magic by the moon cycles. That’s why it all happened so quickly. The mysterious death of gorgeous Lwren solved.

There is always an exchange, with black magic you give your soul to the devil. Melanie got what she was promised, but there’s always a caveat with Satan, he ain’t your friend. You wanted to be a famous ballerina and a baby that looked like Mick. Except you weren’t told how the world fame would come to you, or how long the child would live, or how long you would live for that matter. That’s why the devil is a lie. You also didn’t take into account the universal laws: the power of 3’s and karma, what goes around comes around, you reap what you sow. You will pay the devil’s price multiplied, because he always comes to collect

What gutter did she crawl out of? She looks like trash in that bikini. Literally zoom into her face, gross, Mick Jagger would NEVER choose you and Lwren is so hot you could fry an egg. You’re a wannabe, a weirdo, and I’m just getting started. Ugly is ugly and it runs in your family, comes from her dad. It’s an honor for me to eviscerate this ugly bitch for you Lwren.

Lwrens Mysterious Death:https://www.theguardian.com/fashion/2014/jun/22/lwren-scott-mysterious-suicide-of-mick-jaggers-girlfriend

The article Melanie as Lisa covers her tracks with: https://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/article/lwren-scott-suicide-death-mick-jagger-fashion

Lwren Scott’s Business Was NOT in trouble: https://www.vogue.co.uk/article/lwren-scott-financial-difficulties-denied-official-statement

Melanie Incriminates Herself By Stalking Me: https://sainttwenty.com/2021/09/27/single-white-femelanie-hamrick/

Maxing N’ Relaxing Beach Vibes

Laying on the sand with your hand behind your head for optimal beach vibes, check. But who did it better Janice Dickinson and Patti Hansen, or Wham? Photographers: Irving Penn & Gered Mankowitz

Supermodel 101: Patti Hansen

Not only was she Vogue’s cool blonde, but she’s duality incarnated. Patti Hansen has a chiseled, open broad face, yet dainty features; she’s simultaneously the wholesome girl next door, with an athletic build, and a wild seductress with pillow lips and large feral eyes. The hottest thing to ever come out of Staten Island was scouted and signed to Wilhelmina ASAP at 16. In the 70’s she had a wild child reputation, often running around sets naked. In her defense she’s a Pisces and was born on Saint Patrick’s Day, the odds were stacked against her.

This hot girl is one of the most iconic glamour supermodels to come out of the disco decade and muse for the likes of Andy Warhol, Arthur Elgort and Richard Avedon, she still graces the biggest covers to this day (In Style, Playgirl, New York Magazine, Harper’s Bazaar and GQ to name a few) and has been the face of major campaigns (Revlon, Versace, Dior, Calvin Klein). A Studio 54 legend Patti can pull off any hairstyle (layered, long, pixie), beat cancers ass twice and is one half of one of my favorite love stories with her marriage to rock god Keith Richards. Her family didn’t approve of their courtship, a meeting that ended with Keith smashing a guitar and Patti crying, but true love persevered. The soulmates who met when Richards got her a bottle of champagne at Studio 54 have been married for nearly forty years. The supermodel rockstar pair have two kids, which hasn’t stopped her from being the subject and muse of eponymous book by Ivan Shaw and strutting down runways, despite living a quieter life. Rock goddess, free spirit, reformed party girl, call her what you want, but once a bad bitch, always a bad bitch. Which Patti shoot is your favorite? Photos: Cosmopolitan, Calvin Klein, Getty Images, Vogue and Richard Avedon

Monday Is For…

Figuring out wtf I want to do with the rest of my week in a productive, organized manner and having the discipline to execute said goals and chugging coffee while I do it. How do you Monday? Could the beginning of your week use a shift of perspective or circumstance? Photographer: Arthur Elgort