This is cracking me up. I love being black, no matter how much they oppress and degrade us, our humor and joie de vivre can’t be extinguished. We are the internet. You’re welcome. Via: BlacksPreciation
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Binky Barnes As Birdman
Me as Binky Barnes talking to Joe Biden, Rupert Murdoch and Mick Jagger. Equal opportunity, old n*ggas aren’t exempt. Don’t get me wrong I respect my elders as we all should, unless they’re evil.
Never forget I was minding my entire business and got jumped by these satanic elites. Sucks for y’all I’m a wrathful Goddess. Maybe if you hadn’t whitewashed me you woulda recognized who the fuck you were pulling up on. Karma. Via: Black Twitter (InkManReece83)
How Alvin Bragg Runs His Office
For those of you unfamiliar with “Dr.” Love Robinson, the teenager examining, diagnosing, and prescribing medication to patients with no license. This is how Alvin Bragg runs his office as District Attorney, illegal, unethical, corrupt, random people with no license prosecuting and incarcerating others (read Alvin Bragg Staffs Unlicensed Lawyers). Jesse Williams, is literally Love Robinson, trying to make me sign a plea deal to be jailed, when he has no business being there. Well aware that I’m the victim not the criminal. Fun fact: this is also the doctor diagnosing Kanye West (read Told You So: Kanye Isn’t Bipolar), explaining his bi-polar to autism confusion.
Real talk, who looked at his website and thought this is legit? His bio literally says “using a system of practice that bases treatment of physiological functions and abnormal conditions on natural laws governing the human body.” Love-Robinson continues by naming the literal elements of this planet as medication: water, light, heat, earth, air, food…nigga what…
After searching in vain for the meme where he prescribes Smarties, I’ve settled for the following as substitutes.
Of course this happened in Florida, where all outlandish shit takes place. There’s something in that water. Where’s the lie? Please read the article below for a refresher of all the absurdities in this story: https://www.wptv.com/longform/love-and-deception-how-a-fake-teen-doctor-ended-up-behind-bars. He said I’ll be right there, arrived three hours later, informed the patient he couldn’t help her, and immediately dialed 911. I can’t. Via: Reddit, Bossip & Black Twitter
Black Twitter Reality Checks
Who did this?
A throwback to when Jennifer Lopez thought she had the pipes, the range, to do a Whitney Houston tribute. The talent isn’t there, but the audacity was. If you don’t sit your ass down. Girl, you are not on that level. This is why Mariah Carey said she’s a real singer, while you play sing. Of course there are talented people sans awards, but you believed you could match Whitney’s vocals and needed this reality check. That’s blasphemous and delusional. FYI Mariah has the range. Black Twitter, keeping it real since well, Twitter. Via: Twitter
Remembering Moneybagg Joe
This is why I love and hate black people, because only we would take the time to do this b.s. Who actually did this? These Joe Biden pandemic memes had me rolling. For y’all to dead give him cornrows and a Newport fit, one pant rolled up on the tracksuit. Followed by the durag, I can’t. I really can’t. We’re the reason the memes and the internet are iconic.
Remember Donald Trump stopped giving money out of anger and refused to give hospitals the supplies they needed. Accusing them of selling mask and ventilators out back for COVID. A disease he blamed on the Asian community, calling it the Chinese virus. Causing a spike in hate crimes against all Asian people. More people would have died had he still been in office, so fucking save it. One country ignoring science, makes it a world pandemic. Lockdown would never have ended, so shut it. Via: Our Generation Music