Kathy Hochul Isn’t For The People

Told you soooooo, again. Kathy Hochul ain’t shit. She doesn’t care about the 99% (read Blame Kathy Hochul Not Zohran Mamdani). I’m about to do her like I did Eric Adams, jobless before hell bitch. Talking to the New York Democrats isn’t going to be a thing this year. I’ll remove your asses. Try me (read Proof: I’m A Divine Who Decides Your Fate). Don’t do satanic shit that prevents you from doing what’s right for the people. Cause guess what? I’m HBIC, that nigga has no domains and can’t use my witchcraft anymore.

All Mick Jagger has is blackmail, the hackers have his evidence too (read Revelation 9: The Antichrist Is…). If he releases it, he’ll be left further disempowered, because you’ll be removed. We release it and we’ll gain more power. Idgaf about any of you. I’ll do it. Figure it out, when have I not kept a promise? Kali & Shiva. Via: RogueDNC

New York Tourist Holiday Destinations

Rolling on the floor from these New York City tourist recommendations and the comments. I absolutely CANNOT. “Bring lots of cash it’s expensive,” one Instagram user advised. To which I replied- wear your flyest shit, it’s like Rodeo Drive. The continued witticisms had me in tears. Bantering together is hands down one of the best parts of socializing. This entire post is so wrong, but so, so right.

After growing up on the Upper East Side, I’ve lived in every borough except Staten Island. The first time I’d been to Brownsville I had no idea what neighborhood I was in. Returning to my Crown Heights apartment from a night out, I was grateful Uber existed, viewing the landscape through the car windows. I remember the days when it didn’t, too late to wave down a taxi, I might’ve had to walk through those streets. The vibe was haunting, scary. Never again have I gone over there. Fuck around and find out. Via: NewYorkers

Zohran Mamdani Passes Vibe Check

Zohran Mamdani’s a Dispet fan?

Say less.

This gives the mayoral candidate all the necessary credentials to prove he’s a true blue New Yorker.

Via: HipHopWired

Pretty And Clever, Be Both

“At least she hadn’t asked anything clever. He could tell that the class as a whole could not abide prettiness and cleverness.”
-On Beauty

Via: Teen Vogue

Inhale Nature For A Walk In Nature

Had a fantastic stoner walk in sacred Central Park today. Inhaled nature, to walk in nature. Cleared my head. I’m such a true blue New Yorker, I can walk miles upon miles no problem. 100 blocks on a beautiful summer day, is in my wheelhouse. A great way to start the weekend. Enjoy yours. Artist: Moon Milli Art

Young Money Has The Best Barbs

Yes, there was a rap war this week featuring Cardi B and Nicki Minaj, along with City Girl’s JT. I barely kept up with it, but did quote Nicki Minaj, which wasn’t shade, or siding. I always quote Young Money, because they have the best lines for your enemies, haters and self-love. Somehow they always convey my exact feelings. Always.
Plus Nicki and Cardi are New Yorkers, they’re never going to get it together together. We hold grudges til the end, unless amends are made properly (read New Yorkers Who Will Curse You Out). Being a punk, being fake, disrespect, those are the laws we abide by here. That’s why I told that nigga Mick Jagger, “I don’t want to check bitches tell em wear their Nike’s,” cause I’m finna beat his ass. Period. I also quoted her when discussing the evidence amassed incriminating him and his mediocre, racist, weird, psychopath family and that ugly bitch who murdered L’wren Scott. “Rule number one to be a boss ass bitch. Never let a clown nigga try to play you.” He’s going to JAIL, his family to hell after. Idgaf.
I also quote Cardi, Drake, and Lil Wayne. Which artist do you quote most often? Via: DrakeTheGoat86

Only Murders In The Building Binge

Binged watched this two months ago, instantly addicted. Only Murders In The Building is pure art, what else did one expect with icons Steve Martin and Martin Short? The banter between them, the beats, the delivery, just two stars who’ve perfectly honed their craft. Selena Gomez is an excellent fit, beautiful, tough, sarcastic, embodying New Yorkers to a tee (the bluntness, the barbs, the anything can happen magic of the city and it’s denizens, all accurate). An unlikely trio indeed; at first I was like this is random, but seeing is believing and I’m sold.

From the cinematography, to the cast, to the guest stars, the plot twists, the internal dialogues giving us dramatic irony, honestly I’m not doing the show justice. Just watch, it deserves every accolade received. I’ve laughed out loud, I’ve cried, but no one makes me do both at the same time like writer actor Michael Cyril Creighton. He is my absolute favorite. Season three couldn’t come fast enough. Are you watching? Via: Only Murders Hulu