Miss Piggy Wrong For This

This doesn’t feel right. It’s giving Rachel Dolezal vibes.
Lmao, who approved this? If Whoopi don’t snatch that wig off her rn! Am I the only one who thinks Miss Piggy’s out of pocket? Via: Muppet Wiki

Category: Cobweb Halloween Nails

Spooky season nails are always fun. Be it for casting spells or handing out candy, having a cute manicure doesn’t hurt. Which cobweb inspired designs do you like most? Via: NailArtByJen, Nylove_Nail, GlamByLez & NailsByBNA

Michelle Obama In L’wren Scott

Former First Lady Michelle Obama wore L’wren Scott religiously. Melanie uggo Hamrick probably thought this segment was a one time thing. Never that. Despite Jerry Hall the lonesome, pathetic, hypocritical, satanic hillbilly, spreading mass confusion via the media about the designers mental state and finances, Scott was extremely successful. How else could she leave Mick Jagger a fortune of $9 million.

In case you were confused that’s Michelle fucking Obama bitch, style icon. L’wren Scott struggling where Jerry (read Jerry Hall Is Jealous Of L’wren Scott)? How fucking vile can someone be to spread lies about a dead woman, for a man who never loved her. Everyone thank Jerry Hall’s stupidity for your downfalls. She begged Rupert Murdoch to come back when he dumped her ass. Having the sheer temerity to ask her only ex-husband to take care of her adult children financially (read Melanie Hamrick Gets Kids Kicked Out Of Will)? They had a leg up over 99.9% of the world, rubbed shoulders with the most successful people and still blew it. His new wife is definitely an upgrade, sponsored by me. Jerry and Rupert would still together if I didn’t tell Georgia May Jagger they weren’t getting a dime. Even I can’t keep up with how much drama originates from me. I’m that bitch, xoxo Athena. Via: Mrs-O, Time Magazine, Pinterest & British Vogue

Christy Turlington PSA: Layer Up

We’re in that transitional time of year where you don’t know wtf to wear. The weather oscillating between hot and cold within an hour can leave one putting together outfits like Christy Turlington’s. Remember layers are your friend and prevent you from getting sick. Via: Fashionista6373

Confessional Serve With Rachel Fuda

This is a look. Rachel Fuda is giving Morticia Addams bubbly baby sister. Bet you Sutton Stracke is searching for a reason to make a cameo on RHONJ, to attack Jewish Rachel (read Sutton Stracke: A Fashion Tragedy). As her Neo-Nazi track record at Bravo proves. A delusional mess.What she really needs to do is ask these women for fashion advice. Smh. Via: Big Blonde Hair

Updated: 8/18/2024 1:04am

Sutton Stracke: A Fashion Tragedy

Sutton Stracke is a constant fashion don’t, I can’t with her. She’s a fucking mess and nobody tells her due to the money. Let me do the honors uggo Stracke, you aren’t attractive. Your square, ill defined, shapeless body makes almost everything you wear look like shit and your taste is appalling. No wonder you tried to steal my persona (read Sutton Stracke Is A Neo-Nazi). Bitch. You. Could. Neverrrrrrrr. Ever. In that inbred life. If people really loved her she wouldn’t be wearing that jacket. I mean wtf is really going on?

Perhaps what’s most perturbing is the one year age difference between her & Gwyneth Paltrow. That’s right, let that sink in.
Sutton aged like expired milk and Gwyneth aged like fine wine.

Dragging a neo-Nazi means nothing to me. She attacked the Kemsley’s, then went on an entirely different program to attack Heather Dubrow, another Jewish person (read Sutton Stracke Attacks Jewish Family). All while aiding in a hate crime against me, then trying to actually be me, because she can’t get nor keep a man (read Me, Sutton Stracke And Melanie Hamrick). Birds of a feather flock together. She’s an uggo loser striving to be cool, like murderer rapist Melanie Hamrick (who’s miserable upon learning who she sold her soul to, contrary to popular belief he’s fucking exhausting). Enjoy that time, the lawsuits and humiliation, kids included. Don’t start no shit, won’t be no shit. Via: Big Blonde Hair

Melanie Hamrick’s Profile Says It ALL

It’s the fact that she’s unattractive at any age. Everyone in Hollywood got fucked with the long side of Melanie uggo Hamrick’s uneven chin (read Richie Akiva Backed Genc Jakupi). I’m doing her a favor with the sunglasses as her full faces reveals how alarmingly uneven her features are. Like girl, you’re not it (read Melanie Hamrick Provides No Satisfaction). If you were pretty you’d have other suitors, people would know who the fuck you were ages ago. Ask people outside The Rolling Stones fan base, they don’t know her. Talentless, unattractive, no other suitors, no style, not pretty, a stalker, a murderer, a rapist, trying to be gorgeous L’wren Scott (read Melanie Hamrick’s Criminal Directory). We’re not interested. We’re never going to be interested. I’m doing you a favor by making you relevant, enjoy jail then hell. Beauty is power, for women a mandate, she possesses none. I mean she’s lazy, she could’ve at least gotten plastic surgery. Mick Jagger really played himself thinking he had a dime piece, embarrassed for him. Via: Daily Mail

Updated:7/7/2024 12:15am

Kim Kardashian In L’wren Scott

Honestly the revisionist history of hillbilly Jerry Hall and mentally ill, ugly, murderer rapist Melanie Hamrick needs to stop! You hoes aren’t anything to L’wren Scott, but jealous losers (read L’wren Scott Also A Mugler Muse). I promise you no one knows who the fuck Melanie Hamrick is outside The Rolling Stones fandom. I didn’t know she existed until dating Mick Jagger, having stopped keeping up with his personal life after L’wren’s death. Let’s be real, if she were pretty, interesting, talented, she’d be a mega star. She’s none of the above. Showing people the restraining order I literally have to Google her EVERY SINGLE TIME, because no one knows her. Write about the Ratty bitch til you turn blue, people simply don’t care. Everyone remembers L’wren Scott though, commenting on the oddity of her death, how little sense it made. Beauty is power and L’wren was gorgeous. Melanie is only slightly relevant due to L’wren Scott and myself. Raggedy Anne receives the fame she so desperately seeks when she’s exposed for what she did. That’s the gag stupid bitch, the Devil is a lie for a reason.

Despite Jerry Hall defaming a dead woman, like the vile inbred she is, for a man who had a love child just to get the fuck away from her, the proof is in the pudding. Even Kim Kardashian, one the greatest satanic witches of all time, wore L’wren Scott. So that’s Kim and Kanye (read Even Kanye Loved L’wren Scott). Company going under where? I’ll be doing a new segment posting all of the people who rocked her successful line. Enjoy your time fake fans and clout chasers. Xoxo Athena. Via: Pinterest, Style Stars & Style Darling Daily