ADULTHOOD IS A S#!%SHOW
Guilty of being a rude bitch and I don’t care. I’m giving the same energy you give me. Don’t jump me, troll me, disrespect me, bully me and think I’m going to tolerate your shit. Martyr myself for what? You hoes should have read about me, I’m a Goddess, it’s the reverse. Being kind to ops is a NO. You get what you give. Don’t want your feelings hurt, then don’t pull up. Why should I have mercy on my enemies? You showed me none. Athena. Via: Ico_nos48
Honestly, she fails every time. Lila Moss doesn’t have it, isn’t worthy of a single campaign, serves no body, has no facial structure, isn’t art, can’t tell a story. Wow she rested her arm lazily over her head while staring dead into the camera, we’re so fortunate to look upon such beauty and grace. I mean, it’s insulting. It’s giving Cynthia Bailey bad, instead of auntie Naomi Campbell iconic (read Cynthia Bailey Gives Us Nothing Always). Also what are the Supers feeding these girls? They’re so tiny compared to their mothers, have zero sex appeal, it’s like looking at a child not a woman. Smh, it’s that hormone free I tell ya. I haven’t seen one supermodel spawn match or exceed their parents. Lizzy Jagger is the closest (hate to say it), farrrrrr better than her big faced sister.
I’m beyond over nepo-babies receiving things others are far more deserving of (read Nepo-Baby Report Card 2024), then having the audacity to be entitled while we’re forced to look at this talentless mess (read Vittoria Ceretti A Real Supermodel). Why would they have manners or perfect a craft, when there’s no adversity to create character and gratitude. Showing everyone, yourself included, what you’re made of. It’s not about getting knocked down, but if and how you rise to the occasion by getting back up. Therefore Molly Ringwald needs to stfu, we’re endeared to her 80’s Brat Pack movies, but she isn’t one of the greats. Molly Ringwald was the worst of everyone In Ryan Murphy’s (coming for you later boo) Capote vs. The Swans mini series. Girl, that’s Naomi Watts you’re acting next to. Boy does she still got it. Everyone did except Molly, including Demi Moore who gave one of the most glamorous death scenes ever. Pure art. That being said, I’ll be watching and if your daughter doesn’t bring it, she’ll be shredded by the truth. There’s no evidence of being predisposed to talent as I’ve pointed out numerous times with the rest of the world, just predisposed access to opportunity. Where’s the lie? None were told.
Looking at Gianni Versace’s ad’s compared to his second rate sister Donatella, her lack is evident. Gianni respected the Gods, hence his Medusa logo, she does not. Whatever talent she possessed was sucked dry by that satanic Kardashian Jenner West coven, with each Met Gala getting gloomier, less inspired, or worse, BORING (read Negligence Is The New Black). Maybe if she spent less time on cosmetic enhancements to look like a botched muppet and participating in hate crimes, she’d have better clothes and ads. A sloppy mess. What type of creature is Medusa? Why did Gianni choose her for the logo? Who wore her as an Aegis? Gianni understood what his sister did not. Athena. Via: Page Six, Vogue Hong Kong, Versace, Kate Moss Agency, & Richard Avedon
Updated 5/30/2024 12:30am
1-this photo is hair goals. Very causal 70’s Farrah Fawcett coif vibes, it’s giving Charlie’s Angels.
2- this photo cracks me up, Bretman Rock edited it to be closer to First Lady Michelle Obama. Tell us, you’re a fan girl, without telling us you’re a fan girl.
3-I love how they both have nails done, hair done, everything did.
I didn’t think I could love Bretman Rock more, especially when they had my back at Gammeeok (read Bretman Rock Did Me A Favor), but finding out we both don’t like Vanessa what’s her name, chef’s kiss. Of course I have evidence of her trolling. Who is she? We don’t know her. Via: Bretman Rock Insta
That’s Lily Rose Depp outside of Miss Lily’s 7A location. Make things up things where? A lot of people are mad they didn’t make it, and chose to gaslight me, despite the evidence. You didn’t take the risk, you don’t have the vision, you’re a low vibrational hater, you aren’t smart enough, this world isn’t for you, you don’t have the star power.
You saw my drama with Ed Westwick, you saw Jordan Barrett posting me on his social media, you saw Khloe Kardashian and Naomi Campbell interacting with me on my birthday in 2020, as per my main account ItsJqboo. Know your place please, especially corny whites. What’s a Chace Crawford? Don’t EVER disrespect me like you’re on my level. You can’t act and aren’t cool, interesting, nor rock n’ roll. You’re a frat boy, with your little frat friends in a terrible way. The amount of delusion him, Shaun White, Nina Dobrev and the Tellers posses is mind boggling, rock n’ roll where nigga? Y’all crack me up. If you want the business pull up, I’ve got my Nike’s on. Xoxo Athena. Via: Lily Rose Depp Instagram
Updated: 5/22/2024 12:24am
These rhinestone bedazzled nails are gorgeous and versatile. Perfect for winter holiday parties, or summer festivities. Where’re you going in these? Artist: Grace Marie Nails Official
Raggedy bitches know your place and never forget it. You couldn’t stand next to me, that’s why Mick Jagger didn’t bring her ugly, uneven face, unchic body ass on that boat with Leonardo DiCaprio & Richie Akivia (read Melanie Hamrick’s Boat Don’t Float). Sutton Stracke you’re an ENTIRE joke. Those fashion houses are pulling those purse strings, of course they’re going to lie to you for the money honey. Don’t ever in your life compare yourself to Dorit Kemsley, she’s beautiful. You don’t settle for people, people settle for you. Sans money you wouldn’t even be acknowledged.
Your social circle is a reflection of you, I would never be seen with these dusty bitches. Luciana Gimenez is older than both of you and EATS YOU RATTY HOES UPPPPP (read Melanie Hamrick Will Never Be Beautiful). You would never be chosen without black magic rape, satanic soul sells, L’wren Scott is so above you it’s insane. I don’t want to be affiliated with The Rolling Stones, any ugly bitch can get in. The point is you’re on a certain level to be chosen. Sally Wood and Melanie uggo Hamrick are the Ratty Patty Sisters, I don’t want to be connected to trash (read Rolling Stones Women De-Evolution). The vibe is dead. Beautiful people want to be with other beautiful people, not bum bitches. Where’s the lie? This whole thing has been an insult to my being, beauty and divinity. Never forget the women are crucial to their cool factor. Via: Jaquana Cornelius & Daily Mail
Updated 5/9/2024 12:26am
Caucasians aren’t the only people with straight hair, that’s first of all. Although they’ve forced their beauty standards on the oppressed, deeming natural black hairstyles unprofessional (until you steal it and make it fashion), your strands aren’t admire in our community. Here’s a reality check for Asian American Pacific Islander Heritage Month, the hair is Korean. Weaves and wigs are made from the thick, shiny, gorgeous bundles of Asian and Hispanic hair. White hair is affiliated with lice and thinness. That’s right, colored people admire the hair of other colored people. Gasp! I mean this is probably the biggest shock to the white imagination. Mind you any beauty supply store would have shown you this, a sacred place, many run by Asian people.
Unfortunately I have more bad news for caucasians. I know white washing ancient Egyptians is the goal. Completely dismissing the geopolitical events that resulted in the shift to mostly Mediterranean inhabitants today, but, but, facts are facts, especially artifacts. The wearing of wigs to serve different looks, for protective styles, as well as the products we use in our hair (coconut oil, shea butter, castor oil etc…) date back to ancient Egypt. We’re not new to this, we’re true to this. Did Oreo’s Super Bowl commercial not white wash me. That’s a statement not a question. Via: Hulu Girlfriends
Updated: 5/5/2024 1:30am
Welcome to who wore it better, Raggedy Anne edition. Same coven different levels. In one corner we have principal ballerina Christine Shevchenko who wears the dress. It drapes the body in all the right places, with proper accessories to match. The other is background ballerina Melanie Hamrick, the murderer rapist. As you can see the dress wears her, ill fitting on her unchic body, paired with the wrong shoes. The former has a sleek ponytail, the latter a ratty one (read Melanie Hamrick Is Ratty Patty). Perfection is in the details, based on this adage we know which of the two is prima ballerina. Paying Daily Mail and other unreliable media sources to lie and say you were, doesn’t make it true.
Too bad Christine couldn’t transfer some of her talent to Melanie, during their satanic ritual offing L’wren Scott. What a waste. Close enough to share dresses, these two are ride or dies (read Bad News About The Ukrainian War), especially at gorgeous L’wren’s expense (read Melanie Hamrick’s Criminal Directory). The devil always comes to collect. Mick Jagger would never choose Raggedy Anne, she can’t dress, especially like L’wren Scott who styled him. Her shitty “fashion sense” permeates his circle, like her mental illness. Christine THE STAR wore it better. Enjoy your time xoxo Athena. Via: Alamy & Daily Mail
Let the record show, I believed Bianca Censori West dressed like Baby Arm Rachel Dratch prior to her donning this outfit. You’ll find the time stamp below from March 20th 2024.
Legit after I wrote Julia Fox Dresses Better Than The Wives, I Googled Bianca and saw her wearing almost an exact replica dress on April 17th 2024. No shoes. I can’t make this shit up. Portal. I’m lowkey convinced Kanye West’s fashion choices are SNL inspired. Make it make sense otherwise.
At least her coif is better. The Bianca Bob looked like someone cut her hair off, decided she needed bangs, picked the scraps up from the floor, grabbed a bottle of Elmer’s School Glue, closed their eyes, said to themselves wherever it lands it lands, fuck it, and started pasting. Explaining the gaps in her bangs.
There’s only room for one stylish Bianca and that’s Bianca Jagger. In the fashion war amongst Kanye’s exes his new wife currently holds last place. When they called her an IT girl, they forget to put Not before the word. Where’s the lie? I’m spot on. I hereby dub thee Baby Arm Bianca. This is the second time she’s made me cry from laughing. Thank you. Via: Page Six, NBC & The Sun
Updated: 4/22/2024 1:37am
It’s very clear Kim Kardashian is behind this article regarding Julia Fox rocking the outerwear trend. Claiming Julia isn’t famous enough to sport the look, whatever that means. Grasping at straws with asinine factors of fashion. This was written January 23rd 2024.
On March 18th 2024 hours after praising Julia Fox via Facebook for taking my advice (read Julia Fox Smart Enough To Listen To Me), The Sun published a piece claiming Bianca Censori’s copying her outfits. At first glance I thought this was going to be about Bianca and Kim (I simply saw copying his ex). After double checking and reading the article in its entirety, I must say Julia Fox is right. Bianca looks messy af. This particular era she’s in with the gapped bangs, disheveled looks, brought someone to mind. Like she’s the sophisticated, hot, refined cousin of Baby Arm Rachel Dratch. Bianca is from the wealthier side of the family, she can afford leather bags instead of potato sacks, same theme with the hair except longer, luscious in comparison.
I mean, where’s the lie? While Kanye West is responsible for making Kim Kardashian presentable, he didn’t do the same for Julia Fox. Briana Andalore gets the credit for that, tbh I think he made Julia look worst. Do note Julia Fox isn’t a basic white bitch. A fashion civil war amongst Kanye’s exes? I think yes. Via: The Sun & NBC
Updated 4/19/2024 12:23am