Melanie Hamrick: The Ultimate Wannabe

Melanie Hamrick went from rarely being seen with Mick Jagger, with initial confusion on how he ended up with a baby, to attending every event. The Murdoch’s published her ghostwritten novel, put her on their magazine covers and lied about her merits (read Melanie Hamrick Forces Murdoch’s To Lie). The ultimate wannabe, Raggedy Anne got these elites from Kim Kardashian, to the British Royals, to the French President to interact with her by coercion. Even scoring an invite to Lauren Sanchez & Jeff Bezos tawdry, widely mocked wedding (notice her body language with Lauren, a lesbian). This talentless, black magic, murderer rapist weirdo is blackmailing the Illuminati, because she has the evidence of their human trafficking and pedophilia, emphasis on children. Something she verified to me from one of the many, many troll accounts she stalks me from (read Melanie Hamrick Confirms Child Trafficking).

Make no mistake, nobody likes her, not even hostage Mick Jagger (read Melanie Hamrick: A Lesson From God). Lewis Dvorkin bestowed karma on him after he forced my baby to sacrifice himself to save me. “One day, you will understand,” he told me after taking my virginity. If I died first, he would’ve instantly followed. I tried to die to no avail, unable to live without him and these satanic elites are still trying to kill me through starvation (read The Rothschilds Owe Holocaust Reparations). I die, everyone dies deluded imbeciles. I digress.

Raggedy Anne was able to get criminal intel on everyone, because Mick Jagger started and runs the entire operation. He’s their employer, scapegoating Diddy & Jeff Epstein (a white supremacists who throws us under the bus, what’s the point of the Illuminati again?). The Devil incarnate, he’s been around since 1962 spreading depravity. Appearing as an extremely powerful witch, with everyone thinking he’s this phenomenal performer, in reality he’s redundant, a culture vulture and used his supernatural abilities to literally slaughter the competition (read Revelation 8: The 27 Club). Until I came along and took all of their powers, he’s a false god who runs nothing, I’m the real fucking deal (read Mick Jagger Will Suffer The Most). Not ONE of their spells or satanic rituals are working. Times up, it’s judgement day. Side note: Jennifer Tilly, Kathy Hilton and multiple housewives have pictures with her since she got the intel. Andy Cohen was forced to do this by NBC, he’s close to Sarah Jessica Parker who was bff’s with L’wren Scott. Also she committed pejury endeavoring to remove my evidence (read Melanie Hamrick’s Criminal Directory).

And yet still, with all the promotion she’s received for years, her following hasn’t amounted to much. Getting .02% of beautiful Luciana Gimenez’s fan base, because she’s ugly. Imagine being so annoying, so unattractive, so mentally ill, Jesus himself chose you as someone’s punishment (read Revelation 10: God Had On Timberlands).

That no matter how many people you force yourself on, no one wants to hang out with you afterwards, because you’re such a fucking loser. You will never be L’wren Scott, these people deserve to be exposed and Mick Jagger is no one to idolize. He’s couldn’t give two shits less about any of you, loyal Stones listeners included, causing all the upheaval and disparity, especially in the American Government. Donald Trump being a devout satanic pedophile (both sides are evil, the GOP is more depraved though). None of you would be here without me and Lewis, enjoy your time those who aligned with these clowns, Kali & Shiva. Via: Alamy, Getty Images, Vanity Fair & YRB Magazine

Updated: 7/13/2025 5:03am

Inauguration Based Real Housewives

This casting will make more sense when I release part two (read It’s Priscilla Chan’s Business). Look at this crew and tell me I don’t belong on Bravo’s production team, especially after that dismal Real Housewives of New York reboot. Besides Jenna Lyons, none of the women are established enough to be on the show, it’s tedium watching them. Hands down the worst is Brynn Whitfield, girl, how are you telling native New Yorkers not to curse, that’s literally what we’re known for. She had the temerity to tell a true blue Manhattanite they belong on Staten Island, meanwhile she’s a transplant from podunk Indiana…

Take ten seats sis, you’re a try hard, delusional and terrible, awful, horrific television. Minus Jenna, this bunch screams SOCIAL CLIMBERS, too busy calculating to give the audience what it deserves. Follow me to glory.

Obviously Priscilla Chan & Lauren Sanchez are the center of the drama, so I need to cast around them. Leading to Mackenzie Scott, Jeff Bezos ex-wife. Let her cackle openly that his mistress served karma. Priyanka Chopra to my understanding is friends with both Chan & Sanchez. She’s also friends with Meghan Markle, whose failed attempts at stardom without her princess title makes her a perfect fit. The ladies will question her to filth, and who better for the task than Jada Pinkett-Smith? Circling back to Red Table Talk, a successful, cancelled Meta production. But we need one more perfectly unhinged person to round it all out. Someone villainous in an unmanufactured way, Gwyneth Paltrow. Let’s not forget the friend of: Lisa Rinna. Let that sink in. Dream casting, it’s beneath them, but still. You’re welcome. Via: Wikipedia, Vogue, Times Of India, Esquire, Cosmopolitan & The Cut


It’s Priscilla Chan’s Business

For one second Mark Zuckerberg was not only human, but riveting to the point of obsession for me. Pisces season is the perfect time to discuss what happened at the inauguration, Priscilla Chan behaved as expected, keeping her man, for that I’m proud of her. This is her zodiac. A doctor on the outside, but inside lurks a typical, notoriously crazy, wrathful, Pisces woman. Mark’s lucky to be alive rn.

It was the billionaire sex games that made Donald Trump’s inauguration a scandal. Every single outlet ran photos of Mark Zuckeberg and Lauren Sanchez’s brazenly inappropriate behavior. For starters Jeff Bezos fiancée was internationally dragged for wearing literal lingerie to the event. Her attire got more flack than married Mark Zuckerberg did, for openly ogling her breasts, completely disrespecting his wife Priscilla Chan. A mess.

It’s when Mark Zuckerberg doubled down by liking Lauren Sanchez’s picture on social media, that I knew, knew, this was an affair.

First off Mark Zuckerberg has never looked that handsome, for the first time ever he got his jew curls right, something I NEVER thought I’d see. Second the body language, Jeff Bezos and Priscilla Chan didn’t exist to them and what were they giggling about? Third, Sundar Pichai and Elon Musk seemed to be texting about it, upsetting Lauren Sanchez who started side eyeing the pair. Not to mention Priscilla and Lauren avoided one another like the plague, no small feat for such close proximity.

That’s when it ALL hit me. This public display between them was an ultimatum. Mark is a Taurus, they’re extremely romantic, like my Lewis, and Lauren was fed up with Priscilla getting all of attention. Especially that statue, what she did for a gift of that magnitude is up in the air. It’s giving Cirque Du Soleil in bed vibes. The story doesn’t end or begin here. How random is this billionaire affair? Trust Mackenzie Scott is cackling for this karma, love that bitch. Via: Reuters, Twitter, Just Jared, Getty Images & WWD

Updated: 3/20/2025 12:08am

Khloe Kardashian Shares Spells

Fans are underrated for our memories. After I stopped watching that show, absconding the trance they’ve put on viewers via it, clips kept coming to my mind. Suddenly everything made sense. It was always in front of us, those under their spell glossing over it, myself included. Here’s Khloe Kardashian telling Kim Kardashian and Kylie Jenner about a freezer spell. Establishing a history of witchcraft.

What nobody expected, was my becoming queen witch and fucking everyone up. That’s why none of your spells are working, a Goddess and Queen has entered the chat. The devil has come to collect kids, buckle up.

Oh what cruel twisted fate, for you to choose the right nigga, after getting away with your hateful, attention seeking, satanic antics for so long. Only for the fame whoring to be your undoing. My what a web we weave, when we get cocky enough to think divines can be deceived, sans consequence. Who do you think you are, that you could take out a diety? I’m gonna learn you all. Guess those little meetings at Anastasia Soare’s came to nothing, except revealing your coven. Also laughing at the men who thought they were down, when these satanic women would take you out if convenient. You’re welcome for your lives. Enjoy your time all. Thanks for the evidence and the powers. Athena. Via: Bustle