ADULTHOOD IS A S#!%SHOW
Photographer: Park Bae
Artist: Gabriel Sanchez
Following up on my scathing, accurate review of Nepo babies wrecking the runway and shoots with their horrific “modeling.” Here’s another example of Kendall Jenner & Gigi Hadid giving us NOTHING. EVERY TIME (read Shame, Shame, Shame On Chloe Malle). Not having the prerequisite sculpted faces, they should be working twice as hard to serve body. The fuck are these lazy hoes doing? The entitlement is outrageous. How many years have they been working? And they’re still THIS awful? Throw the entire duo in the trash, where they belong. Toss Chloe Malle with them (read Reality Check: Chloe Malle).
Modeling: Isabeli Fontana & Caroline Trentini. It’s giving chiseled face, serving: body, angles, architecture, glamour, dexterity, competence, beauty, storyteller!
Not modeling: Kendall Jenner & Gigi Hadid. It’s giving Kengi: amorphous facial structure, indolent, dilettante, entitled, delusional, basic, boring, glamour magic, lackluster, nepo baby. Where’s the lie? None were told. Via: Vogue Brazil & Vogue
“I didn’t know there were so many Spanish people around here,’ he mumbled.
Mario smiled. ‘To you, they’re Spanish. To me, they’re Puerto Rican, Dominican, Panamanian, Cuban, Ecuadorian, Mexican, Afrocano, Afro-Cubano. A lot of different things. A lot of different sounds mixed together. That’s America, mijo.”
Artist: Maggie Ellis
Jessica Alba in “Sin City” is a perfect combination of sexy and creative for Halloween. Damsel in distress Nancy Callahan is a fragile stripper with a heart of gold. All you need to capture attention with this look: a blond fringed wig, ass-less chaps, belted panties, fringed gloves, dainty gold hoops and a studded bra. All black or bust. The hostler, gun, bullet belt, cowboy hat and lasso are optional. Dance your way to the top of any best costume lists. I’d be remiss not to do Rosario Dawson in the same film next. The outfits were killer. Via: Alamy & Jessica Alba Insta
The only way to change the world is to stand up for your convictions. Directed anger for the betterment of society is a good thing. Take action, your voice matters. What are you fighting for? Why? Artist: LiberalJane
Stunned to the core. I’m literally gagging, never thought I’d see the day Delilah and Amelia Hamlin were the best nepo models in the fucking game. Incredulous. Speechless. Shooketh. I completely gave up on them, removing them from this year’s report card altogether (read Nepo-Baby Report Card 2025). Oh henny, they’re definitely on the upcoming list. This Fellini Underground shoot is major.
I’m incredibly proud of them. This is what happens when you take constructive criticism and put in the fucking work, take note Kendall Jenner and Gigi Hadid (read Shame, Shame, Shame On Chloe Malle). Two lazy, entitled messes, with no facial structure. No wonder Kris Jenner use to block these two from getting gigs. Lisa Rinna did that sweetie. I love seeing people persevere, rise from a fall, and let the hard hits fortify their character. It takes humility and diligence. Another feature of them is coming, because I want everyone to understand it’s not just the outlandish make up, this is serious business, a rise. Yes, yes. Make me eat my words by displaying progress. Brava, Brava. Which photo is your favorite? Via: Lisa Rinna & VMagazine
Understand the difference. Ahem, Jennifer Lopez, singing isn’t her forte, but performing is. I singled her out, because she’s delusional. This Venn diagram categorizing female musicians into songwriter, performer and vocalist is critical. Everyone needs to know their lane. Stay in it, or expand through practice. Please, whatever you do, miss us with JLo’s delulu antics. Girl…do you hear yourself? Is this an accurate portrayal of women in music? Via: Memes_Heter0s_
“Nothing could have prepared me for what she said next. She said, ‘Miss Watson told Judge Thatcher that she was going to sell you to a man in New Orleans.’
‘What’s that mean?’ Lizzie asked. ‘Papa, what does that mean?’
I walked to the door and looked out.
‘Jim?’ Sadie said.
‘Papa?’
‘Did she say all of us or only me?’ I asked.
‘Just you Jim,’ she cried. ‘What are we going to do? They’re going to split us up and we won’t know where you are.’
They were going to rip my family apart and send me to New Orleans, where I would be even farther from freedom and would probably never see my family again.”
Photographer: Bre’Ann Whlgn
What we ordered versus what arrived. Return to sender. Vogue’s October 2025 cover marking nepo baby Chloe Malle’s debut as Anna Wintour’s successor is a lackluster, dismal, failure. If picking up where Wintour left off was the goal, mission accomplished. She ended terribly after yielding to gutter trash for likes (read Negligence Is The New Black). A joke, this entire publication is garbage. You couldn’t pay me to work with them.
Neither Kendall Jenner or Gigi Hadid are gorgeous enough to be classified as supermodels, let alone stand there and give us nothing. You basic bitches better work, with those doughy, formless faces. Glamour magic makes people appear more attractive than they are and increases followers, this is how they’ve climbed to the top folks (read What Is Glamour Magic?).
Give work to the real models and get a better creative team. Isabeli Fontana and Caroline Trentini are epic, chiseled, serving face and body. What the real models lack that the 90’s supers had in spades is personality. Thus their beauty disconnects from the masses. Kate Moss, Naomi Campbell, Linda Evangelista, Cindy Crawford, Christy Turlington, Stephanie Seymour, going back to the Iman’s and Janice Dickinson’s, you think of them and know their personas. Their beauty wasn’t the only thing to shine. GET IT TOGETHER. These were full packaged women. Step up or step the fuck off the runway, sick of this. Strip Chloe Malle naked, shave her head, walk her through the streets of New York City, while we gather to scream shame, shame, shame and throw stuff at her. Via: Vogue Brazil & Vogue
Updated: 9/16/2025 11:55pm