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This casting will make more sense when I release part two (read It’s Priscilla Chan’s Business). Look at this crew and tell me I don’t belong on Bravo’s production team, especially after that dismal Real Housewives of New York reboot. Besides Jenna Lyons, none of the women are established enough to be on the show, it’s tedium watching them. Hands down the worst is Brynn Whitfield, girl, how are you telling native New Yorkers not to curse, that’s literally what we’re known for. She had the temerity to tell a true blue Manhattanite they belong on Staten Island, meanwhile she’s a transplant from podunk Indiana…

Take ten seats sis, you’re a try hard, delusional and terrible, awful, horrific television. Minus Jenna, this bunch screams SOCIAL CLIMBERS, too busy calculating to give the audience what it deserves. Follow me to glory.

Obviously Priscilla Chan & Lauren Sanchez are the center of the drama, so I need to cast around them. Leading to Mackenzie Scott, Jeff Bezos ex-wife. Let her cackle openly that his mistress served karma. Priyanka Chopra to my understanding is friends with both Chan & Sanchez. She’s also friends with Meghan Markle, whose failed attempts at stardom without her princess title makes her a perfect fit. The ladies will question her to filth, and who better for the task than Jada Pinkett-Smith? Circling back to Red Table Talk, a successful, cancelled Meta production. But we need one more perfectly unhinged person to round it all out. Someone villainous in an unmanufactured way, Gwyneth Paltrow. Let’s not forget the friend of: Lisa Rinna. Let that sink in. Dream casting, it’s beneath them, but still. You’re welcome. Via: Wikipedia, Vogue, Times Of India, Esquire, Cosmopolitan & The Cut