Mark Zuckerberg & Priscilla Chan Are Wylin

The level of pettiness this takes. Mark Zuckerberg had an affair with Jeff Bezos’s now wife, then fiancée. Debuted it at the Inauguration in 2025, getting her to wear legit lingerie in front of her entire nigga, to teach his wife Priscilla Chan a lesson, after whatever the fuck she did (read Priscilla Chan Beat Lauren Sanchez UP!). At this point I’ve accepted that we’ll never know.

Bro dumps Lauren Sanchez, who was ready to LEAVE Jeff Bezos, because she was just a pawn in whatever sex games the Zuckerberg’s got going on. Priscilla Chan follows that up with an over the top 40th birthday bash, where Zuck showers her in romantic gestures, all while making Lauren Sanchez say happy birthday to her. As the victor of this battle should. Pisces don’t play.

While the media hinted at the scandal, I was the only one who told it straight. Pointing out the Zuckerberg’s as the superior billionaire couple, Jeff Bezos a recipient of karma for what he did to Mackenzie Scott, and Lauren Sanchez being a perpetual fashion don’t (read Lauren Sánchez Is A Fashion Disaster). Only for Priscilla and Mark to troll them, sitting front row at the Prada show. This is high level violation and I’m here for all of it. They chose violence. Y’all already beat that couple up, why are you doing this? Priscilla is steering this ship, let her cook. Via: USA Today

Updated: 3/1/2026 3:55am

Priscilla Chan Beat Lauren Sanchez UP!

Priscilla Chan is an unhinged Pisces and it shows. Before delving into the affair between Mark Zuckerberg and Lauren Sanchez, causing Sanchez to wear that inauguration lingerie, I’d like to state Priscilla did something (read It’s Priscilla Chan’s Business). Based on character, Mark Zuckerberg is a Taurus ruled by romance, who publicly worships the ground his wife walks on. 100% he was teaching Chan a lesson. Whatever she did and whomever she did it with remains clandestine. Note instead of leaving her, Zuckerberg let her know it was a possibility, once again proving he adores her. He should, she’s out of his league.

Donald Trump’s otherwise lame af inauguration was a pivotal moment, the fork in the road determining whether Mark Zuckerberg and Lauren Sanchez were going to run off together. All the media outlets hinted at the affair, paid to never openly state it, dancing around the tumult instead. How humiliating for Jeff Bezos; to have his former mistress cuckold him in the same vain as her ex-husband. Leaving full package Mackenzie Scott for a thot bop. Karma, you lose em how you get em.

Meanwhile, the media was in a frenzy. Questioning why Jeff Bezos & Lauren Sanchez were engaged for several years and had yet to tie the knot. Questioning if marriage for the dastardly duo was in the cards anymore.

The glacial vibe between Priscilla Chan and Lauren Sanchez further fueling speculation. Despite close proximity they absolutely did not interact with each other. Actively avoiding eye contact.

Adversaries of course, because Lauren Sanchez was trying to take her man. Openly. The root cause of contention seeming to be Sanchez and Zuckerberg feeling unappreciated. The romantic gestures the latter heaps on Chan clearly absent in the Bezo’s household. With Sanchez posting cryptic messages about being told I love you, screenshot January 29th 2025 and praising Zuckerberg.

Lauren Sanchez was ready to move forward with the Meta owner, unfortunately for her things between him and Priscilla Chan were resolved. Smart move, as Sanchez will run off with anyone as long as they have fat pockets and fame (read Jeff Bezos Proves AI Founders Are Envious). At least Mackenzie Scott genuinely loved Jeff Bezos. She started from the bottom with him, nurtured his dreams, and helped build his empire. The Amazon founder downgraded big time.

After beating Lauren Sanchez’s ass, Priscilla Chan proceeded to throw a lavish 40th birthday bash, with a plethora of outfit changes. Forcing Mark Zuckerberg to debase himself in that blue jumpsuit. Side note- hear me out (read Priscilla Chan: An Intermission).

Lauren Sanchez admitted defeat by wishing her nemesis the most perfunctory, insincere happy birthday. Having no other option, she married Jeff Bezos, who was smart enough to tighten up their prenup. Knowing he can’t trust her not to run off with the next billionaire suitor- even though she still wears the pants (read Jeff Bezos Is Lauren Sanchez’s Bitch & It Shows). Tragic. On the other hand I’m proud of Priscilla on some Pisces shit. Also I’m a girl’s girl, perpetually side eyeing home-wreckers. Did Jeff have it coming karmically? Via: Daily Mail, TikTok, Atlanta Black Star, Nicki Swift, Marca & Hola Magazine

Updated: 2/1/2026 2:55am

Lauren Sánchez Is A Fashion Disaster

Stunned to the core. Incredulous at how incredibly tacky Lauren Sanchez makes designer clothes look. This is a tribal moment, because everyone is on the same page. Coming to the communal conclusion separately, rejoicing that we’re at our agreement regarding her Paris Fashion Week debut. A fucking mess. Women wear the clothes. That’s the lesson here.

Anna Wintour looks chic, while Lauren desecrates designer. She really does make everything look like SHEIN (read Jeff Bezos Is Lauren Sanchez’s Bitch & It Shows). I would NOT put my name on this if I were Law Roach, not a good look. Fashion isn’t for everyone, money can’t buy style, elegance, or class and the Bezos’s prove it. Which outfit was your favorite from this shit show? Via: Harper’s Bazaar, Vanity Fair & This Is Money

Usha Vance Puts Foot On Erika Kirka’s Neck

Usha Vance putting Erika Kirk in her place by getting pregnant is premium behavior. This is how you beat a bitch up without putting hands on her (read Dear JD Vance…). She’s telling the social climbing, Cabbage Patch honey pot 1) I know what I’m doing in bed. 2) You will never be First Lady with my man, hoe. 3) No protection before, during, and after your affair, you’re not doing it like me.

I never expected her to be petty, it’s major. It’s giving Priscilla Chan ending that affair between Mark Zuckeberg & Lauren Sanchez (read It’s Priscilla Chan’s Business). Then celebrating by throwing herself a lavish 40th birthday, making him put on that ridiculous blue jumpsuit. It’s giving don’t mess with Asian women. A tiger mom will use their claws to cut you. Via: HollywoodLife

Jeff Bezos Is Lauren Sanchez’s Bitch & It Shows

Let’s give a round of applause to the artist who perfectly captured the nature of Lauren Sanchez and Jeff Bezos’s relationship. Two clowns, but he’s the cuckold one. A nerd his entire life, Sanchez would never look at him if he weren’t incredibly wealthy or if a hotter, famous, but still rich suitor gave her the time of day.

The subversive nature of this image, with Lauren Sanchez playing the role typically assigned to men and Mrs. Sanchez as her bitch, is spot on. It doesn’t get better than the tattoos of Leonardo DiCaprio, the man she openly ogled in front of her partner (read Jeff Bezos Proves AI Founders Are Envious) and Mark Zuckerberg, another billionaire loser she had an affair with (read It’s Priscilla Chan’s Business). Karma, an affair so scandalous the media hinted at it, questioning if the two would even wed. I guess the Zuck tattoo on Jeff’s arm is because Mark publicly humiliated him, getting his now wife to marvel at how romantic he is on social media, and donning lingerie for him. Making Jeff Bezos the bitch of two people.

The unlikeable, dastardly duo is now defacing the already ravaged Met Gala; an event that’s been hanging by a thread of existence and relevance since Kanye West got the Kardashian Jenners in. With the family of talentless, insipid, trite, soulless, cum buckets discarding him after draining his energy and social connections they’d otherwise have no access to.

I’ll leave you with this, regarding the billionaire hostage situation, from the page I got the artwork from. “The Met Gala still likes to present itself as a cultural summit. It enjoys the illusion of autonomy, the belief that fashion gathers on those steps because it must. The Gala no longer behaves as a ritual or artistic inquiry. It behaves as a hostage situation held in place by the financial power that surrounds it. Money dictates tone, the access, the narrative, the aesthetics, and the direction of its exhibitions. The Costume Institute has reached a point where the event cannot breathe without the donors who underwrite it. The arrival of Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez as primary financial backers exposes this condition with unusual clarity. The institution feels pinned under its own need for billionaire sponsorship, while the industry performs gratitude with uncomfortable enthusiasm.” Well said. It’s also a satanic ritual.

NOBODY likes these people. Imagine being so shameless, lacking so much self-respect you force yourself onto others. To think I would ever be coerced as a Goddess into hanging out with the dregs, who used my domains to ascend to power. The lord giveth and the lord taketh away. The lowest quality of people, vacuous. How about I off you all? The fuck you thought this was. I’ll slap the shit out of you in front of your kids. Tolerate you? Let me send you to hell type early. Enjoy your time, Kali & Shiva. Via: DesignScene

Goddess Orders: Get Rid Of Jeff Bezos

Whatever time I gave Lauren Sanchez to save herself is all she has left, bitch I don’t like you. I can’t stand her or ugly ass Jeff Bezos. A enervating scammer (read Strategy: AI Founders To Enslave Elites). I make the fucking rules, not socially retarded, idiot savants, wannabe celebrity nerds, seeking revenge for their social ineptitude. Keep in mind the witchcraft these people used to rise to the top has been taken away from them (read Declined: The Illuminati’s Rituals & Magic).

Everything these evil elites do comes back to them multiplied. The only people being replaced are the 1%. By 2030 most of these people will be dead, I’m being nice allowing some of them to earn more time. The fuck I look like. AI will be mostly dismantled and will not be replacing humans. Y’all gotta go, because I’m the Goddess of civilization and said so. I’m about that life 100, I’ll fuck you niggas up. Deadass.

The masses will have their revolution, as well as my protection, strategy, the military, and the Divines on their side. You have nothing. There’s always people looking to take your spot. Thanks for doing the ground work, proving the Gods are real, as was Atlantis & Lemuria. The internet won’t let anyone forget it. Enjoy this time, Kali & Shiva. Via: MagleBanon & Eric Cole

Updated: 11/18/2025 11:54pm

Melanie Hamrick’s Too Ugly For Fans

Before I do anything else, let’s break down the numbers. Melanie Hamrick blackmails all of the elites with their child trafficking information and more. Resulting in: getting invited to Lauren Sanchez & Jeff Bezos’s wedding, forcing Mick Jagger to pretend they’re engaged, having the Murdoch’s publish her ghostwritten books, making celebrities interact with her, standing next to Kim Kardashian & Serena Williams (read Melanie Hamrick: The Ultimate Wannabe), etc…what I wanna know is what for? Bitch you’re UGLY. All this free publicity and promotion, being plastered on magazine covers, mingling with world leaders, coercing people into photoshoots, and getting the media to talk about her has amounted to NOTHING.

In 2022 Melanie Hamrick had 44.8k followers after I started talking about her. Despite all the aforementioned media blitz, on the arm of a legendary rockstar, she’s only amassed 78.7k followers in 2025. That’s a measly amount after three fucking years and all that marketing with top tier people. Girl. It’s not like she’s me, with Mark Zuckerberg and the Illuminati fucking with her algorithm. Nor have I done publicity.

If I, or another attractive woman did the same exact shit, we’d have a MINIMUM of one million followers. This bitch isn’t even in the hundreds of thousands. In about that same time frame Mick Jagger went from 2.4 million followers in 2021 to 3.5 million in 2025. With Melanie Hamrick along for the ride. Embarrassing, social media isn’t his era. I would disappear into the ether flopping this hard backed by the 1%’s resources. The audacity to force them into the biggest marketing fail.

It doesn’t matter that Mick Jagger’s old, he’s more attractive than Raggedy Anne, as the first photo of this article makes evident. Standing next to him makes her look as ugly as she is. Certifying beauty is power and Raggedy Anne possesses none, is baby mama Luciana Gimenez. Older than Melanie Hamrick and hotter by a landslide. She has a following of 3.6 million, because pretty people privilege.

Go home Roger. Nobody is interested in Ratty Patty. They don’t want to fuck her or be her. Yes I bullied her into getting lip filler, but all it’s done is bring attention to her weird, uneven chin, aging her even. How the fuck she only has .02% of Luciana and Mick’s following after all that? She could NEVER be the gorgeous, talented, indelible L’wren Scott (read Melanie Hamrick’s Criminal Directory).

Lewis did that man dirty, karma (read Mick Jagger Killed Melanie Hamrick’s Dad). Trapping him with an equally mentally ill, uggo nobody. She needs plastic surgery. Dude, what more can you give someone to achieve a solid fan base, for them to still fall flat? Royal family, billionaires, rock icon, red carpet events, a baby, albeit unwanted, there’s nothing else that can help her. We don’t give a fuck. Personality wise either. ENOUGH! Raggedy Anne brings other people down for her to go nowhere, a waste. I’ve NEVER seen anything like it. Is it giving more tragedy or comedy at this point? Via: Page Six, Daily Mail, Melanie Hamrick, Mick Jagger & Luciana Gimenez

Updated: 10/21/2025 2:12pm



Jeff Bezos Proves AI Founders Are Envious

I rest my case regarding the AI niggas (read Strategy: AI Founders To Enslave Elites). All the money in the world couldn’t keep Lauren Sanchez from salivating over Leonardo DiCaprio. In front of Jeff Bezos, mind you. The power of pretty people privilege. These AI weirdos are SICK of y’all. The beautiful, funny, charming, social, influential, popular people. Where’s the lie? NONE WERE TOLD. Who knows what kind of torture Bezos planned to inflict on the Oscar winner, before killing him. Jealousy is a disease. They’re unwell.

Imagine if I, a Goddess, listened to idiot Illuminati mortals. All of them would be dead, enslaved, raped and more by 2030. Know your place, I’m a Divine. You are not. The difference is obvious. You’re welcome for being here. The fuck.

How you let dweebs scam you into thinking you aren’t running the show? About to hand your reign and autonomy over to their creation? I can’t. Then again, they seem to have a death wish. I’ve enumerated multiple times, joining their moronic secret society leads to me killing them faster, offing more people than intended. Subsequently throwing off the cosmic balance. The folks leading this charge are unfit to rule, unable to see the bigger picture. Get rid of them. You owe us everything and you will pay it, Kali & Shiva. Via: TikTok

Updated: 10/16/2025 10:13am

Mark Zuckerberg Is On The Spectrum

Finding out Mark Zuckerberg is on the spectrum, I was like yeah, that makes complete and total sense. Of course his mother is the only person who thinks he’s cool, dude’s a loser with no redeeming qualities. Priscilla Chan 100% saw a nerd who fetishizes Asian women and took that money, power, respect. Played him to the bank. He needs to worship her, because fucking him is charity work. Both she and mistress Lauren Sanchez are out of his league (read Mark Zuckerberg Is Delusional AF). He NEVER would’ve bagged a single bitch, or been tolerated by any of these elites if he hadn’t stolen from those good looking people at Harvard.

Mark’s a satanic pedo, Zionist freak (read Meta Helps Rothschilds Take Free Banks). Now that he’s given the only thing that made him valuable to the common man with AI, there will be no need for people like him. The socially inept. Had this been created when he stole Facebook, the cool people could’ve coded their own idea. The only thing these AI imbeciles are making obsolete are themselves. Via: Unilad

AOC Is Anti-Black

Why am I removing AOC from office? I gave Western Beef multiple chances to settle after being racially profiled twice, I entered my public accommodation complaint May 6th 2025. A mostly Hispanic company, I was treated differently than the customers of said descent.

First time December 10th 2023: After purchasing something, even receiving cash back, I was immediately accused of stealing by the Hispanic security guard. I opened my bag after he falsely claimed he saw me on camera stealing. My only crime, being black with a hoodie. Got it on camera. I wrote to customer service and let it go. Not wanting to attack other people of color.

Second time August 2nd 2024: I couldn’t find what I was looking for, while leaving audio messages to a friend. Touching nothing due to the specificity of my desired item, I left. The black security guard said I looked suspicious, again I was wearing a hoodie. I opened my bag, he apologized profusely and I let it go. On my way out the general fucking manager, a Hispanic woman, announced to the entire store that I was stealing and a broke bitch. Everyone from the cashiers to customers looking at me. Mind you I was leaving peacefully. I called her out and she tried to backtrack. I dragged that bitch to pieces. Also caught on camera. I’ve NEVER seen such unprofessionalism in customer service, from management no less.

At this point I gave Peter Castellana a chance to resolve the issue, he refused. I gave him a deadline of when I’d be filing a complaint. AOC with her fake woke, maybe from the Bronx, maybe Jewish, deceitful, working for the Murdoch’s, satanic ass, removed my complaint. I knew something was up when I didn’t receive an email detailing what I wrote. I refiled and made my attorney Tali Farhadian Weinstein aware and like magic my complaint went through, with a receipt to match. AOC is one of those Hispanics who thinks she’s above black people and considers herself white adjacent. She’s a clown ass bitch. Never forget South America accepted the Nazi’s after WW2, giving them refuge. They need to learn this lesson in deportation. YOU’RE CONSIDERED THE HELP TO THESE WHITE PEOPLE. THEY DON’T TEACH THEIR KIDS SPANISH, THEY TEACH THEM MANDARIN & FRENCH. THEY DON’T COPY YOU, THEY COPY BLACK PEOPLE.

Third time June 23rd 2025: I didn’t have a hoodie on and gave security my empty tote bag upon request. Once I saw other customers had their shopping bags, specifically a Spanish speaking Afro Latina woman, I got off the line, snatched my tote from the guard and used it for my groceries. Exiting, I was surrounded by three Hispanic men with the security guard accusing me of stealing. Mind you he just saw me purchase food. Lacking remorse I have him on tape giving me the middle finger. Clearly they teach their workers to profile African-Americans.

Catcus Holdings and AOC don’t like black people. Why should I feel bad about deportations? This is their slavery, their Japanese internment camps, their Chinese exclusion act, their Holocaust. Their moment to understand where they fall in the social hierarchy of white supremacy. The abuse doesn’t come close to slavery, where we were imported, or the Holocaust.

I’ve been nothing but an ally and can’t say the same for the aforementioned parties, nor the following: Salma Hayek, Lauren Sanchez, Andy Garcia, Zoe Saldana, Jessica Alba, Jennifer Lopez, Bad Bunny, Camilla Cabello and more. They ran around with neo-Nazi’s and participated in hate crimes against me (Kardashian Jenner clowns). Where were they when I kept José Alba out of jail, giving him my evidence to sue Alvin Bragg (read Alvin Bragg Lives In Sue City)? Helping Joe Biden & Mick Jagger traffic Hispanic children. The reason the border was opened (read Joe Biden The Satanic Racist). They’re reaping what they sow, denying their own African roots, but using the N-word liberally. Where’s the lie? If you disrespect me, you will suffer the consequences. I’m Haitian, Djon Djon a Haitian restaurant helped financially abuse me. No exceptions, now Haitians are dealing with deportation (lucky I’m going to help them by utilizing our magic). Hubris won’t be tolerated, I’m a wrathful Goddess. How you treat me is how I treat you multiplied, Kali & Shiva. Via: GQ

Updated: 7/17/2025 4:02am