Co-Signed By Kanye: Him, Paris & Kim

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Two days after finalizing my Julia Fox/Michelle Trachtenberg article, Kanye West publicly expressed his regrets having babies with Kim Kardashian over old money heiress Paris Hilton. Quoting directly from my blog regarding Kimberly being “just the assistant.” I mean…it’s true (read They Tried To Kill Julia Fox).

Several things about this love triangle crack me up:
-When it comes to high society protocol, Kanye West 100% violated by entertaining the help. Paris had every right to feel some type of way.
-Kim Kardashian is somewhere fuming, as the mother of his kids this is sooooooo incredibly disrespectful. I can’t…
-Kanye never gets it wrong when it comes to pissing Kimberly off, he knows how to rile her up. It’s his gift.
-Paris, along with her friends (ahem Nicole Richie) and family believe this apology is longggggg overdue. She’s somewhere feeling her oats right now, claiming this victory over Kim.
-It all started with me. TMZ had to unblock me, I’m behind the scenes in so much drama (read TMZ Unblocked Me On Instagram).
–Julia Fox being apart of this is probably what pisses Kim off the most. After being disinvited to Paris Hilton’s birthday, where she lived it up with Kimberly’s archenemy, the pair made up at the Vanity Fair Oscar party. Only for Kanye to fuck shit up, again.
-Julia Fox remains an agent of chaos and Kim Kardashian’s karma. Georgina Spark’s irl.
-Paris wouldn’t have drained him and those kids would’ve been beautiful, tbh. I’m no liar, she’s hot, even if I don’t like her anymore.
–Kathy Hilton & Kris Jenner are really about themselves, they don’t give af what them kids beefing about. They’re too busy guzzling martini’s and loving the attention, good or bad. Smh. It’s happy hour somewhere. They’re probably plotting how to capitalize off this as we speak. Made for each other.
-Without the Paris blueprint, there would be no Kim K. She copied pretty much everything the former did. She only surpassed Paris, because of Kanye West.
Do you think Kim broke girl code, cause Paris hit it first and had dibs? On the other hand they weren’t exclusive, right? Was Kim being dragged by The Simple Life stars justified? Does Virgil deserve more credit? Via: Yahoo Entertainment & Saint Twenty

Updated: 5/3/2025 1:03am

Year Of The Snake Aesthetic

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Snakes are affiliated with many deities, myself and my twin flame included, both 89 babies too (read Gong Xi Fa Cai 2025). In this year of shedding what no longer serves you and new beginnings, I suggest you watch The Serpent Queen. This show will teach you strategy, particularly when it comes to politics. Learn from Catherine de Medici: play to win, be cunning, adaptable and ten steps ahead. Which snake resonates with you most today? Via: WildWomanSisterhoodOfficial & Canna.Pothecary

AAPI Month 2025: ‘Asian Girl’

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“He’d gone so far as to write Mattel, asking them if there was a Chinese Barbie doll, and they’d replied that yes, they offered ‘Oriental Barbie’ and sent him a pamphlet. He had looked at the pamphlet for a long time, at the Barbie’s strange mishmash of a costume, all red and gold satin and like nothing he’d ever seen on a Chinese or Japanese or Korean woman, at her waist-length black hair and slanted eyes. I am from Hong Kong, the pamphlet ran. It is the Orient, or Far East. Throughout the Orient, people shop at outdoor marketplaces where goods such as fish, vegetables, silk, and spices are openly displayed. The year before, he and his wife Monique had gone on a trip to Hong Kong, which struck him, mostly, as a pincushion of gleaming skyscrapers. In a giant, glassed-in shopping mall, he’d bought a dove-gray cashmere sweater that he wore under his suit jacket on chilly days. Come visit the Orient. I know you will find it exotic and interesting.”

-Little Fires Everywhere

Artist: Liliane Danino

Melanie Hamrick: L’wren Did It So Will I!

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Anything the chosen do, ugly Melanie Hamrick copies. L’wren Scott was seen hanging out with Jimmy Fallon, she follows suit. Unlike Scott, Raggedy Anne forces people through coercion (read Melanie Hamrick Holds Hollywood Hostage). Not even rape victim Mick Jagger likes her, constantly trying to get back in my good graces. As per these desperate, unsolicited attempts to converse with me on Google Chat. He messaged me last year on numerous occasions to no avail. His last message on the app was sent March 1st 2024, I was notified the following day.

This is a fraction of his unwanted efforts. I have zero desire to have any sort of interaction with literal Satan incarnate. Nor is he worthy of my time or attention. He’s evil personified, that’s his purpose. Also Keith Richards never messaged me, he doesn’t get involved in this kind of nonsense. It was mentally ill Mick from an email he created. Gee what gave it away? Could it be incorrectly spelling his lifelong frenemies last name…it’s Richards with an S, not Richard.

Mick Jagger begs to speak to me, is miserable in my absence and begs again. The Devil loves no one, it’s all deceit, tricks, manipulation and I was glamoured, veiling the memory of my twin flame (read Mick Jagger Altered My Reality). Abuse isn’t love.
Melanie Hamrick is never his real girlfriend, most of all she’s NEVER going to be L’wren Scott, it’s fucking creepy (read Melanie Hamrick Fails As L’wren Scott). Learn the law before running your mouth, from defamation to doxxing. Via: Getty Images & Google

Updated: 4/26/2025 4:18am

The Only Way To Easter

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Kim Richards giving nemesis Lisa Rinna back the bunny she gifted her granddaughter, is the epitome of Easter. That one tear that slid down Rinna’s face…let us rejoice in the holiday forever being defined by this moment. One of the greatest rivalries of all time, Kim was SO good.

I suggest you zealots look up the origins of the Easter, rooted in paganism (read Mood: Weekend Witch Vibes).

Stop blindly following, seek knowledge, use your brain or someone will use you. It blows my mind how ignorant the majority of the population is. I could post about it, but I’d be giving you fish instead of teaching you how to fish, impairing your chances of survival. Learn to critically think. Where does Easter come from? Who depleted the egg supply this year? Via: BravoHousewives

Bravo’s Best Reality Exes

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Andy Cohen allowing Greg Lunceford to perform, while his new wife Sweet Tea grooved in her seat, is hands down the most awkward moment of the Married to Medicine reunion. I could not stop laughing. It was so weird and uncomfortable, Andy’s not about shit for that.

The rap was about being free of ex-wife Quad Webb, who was made to watch, along with her new boyfriend King. I mean…quality television. Round of applause that these two always show up, authentically hating each other and giving us top tier art. A mess every episode. Side note: Dr. Heavenly answering Dr. Simone as worst dressed, when the question wasn’t even for her…she’s a fucking star. I digress. Name a more contentious pair of on screen exes than these two? Thank you for a stellar season. Via: Pinterest

Women’s History: Madam C.J Walker

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Hair care as a means for Madame C.J Walker to become not only the first African American female millionaire, but the first self-made WOMAN millionaire period, isn’t surprising. African people, specifically women, pioneered the beauty industry in Egypt (read Reality Check: The Hair Is Korean). We still use the same products, accessories, and styling tools. Sorry not sorry Bassem Youssef, to break you out of your delusion. Imagine putting raw shea butter in that 1c hair (trust he doesn’t know what that means, because it isn’t meant for his porosity). Unless Bassem Youssef is Greek, no one is stealing your culture by claiming Cleopatra. Furthermore, you can have her. She’s the one who ruined Egypt’s 3,000 year rule, including the Ptolemaic’s 300 year dynastic reign, starting with Alexander the Great. She’s birthed from, and escalated the geopolitical shift that leads people like him to fallaciously believe they’re the original ethnic group of that region, the architect of all these great innovations. Let me know when he needs an Afro pick for that “coiled” hair (also created in Egypt). Clown.

Stop stereotyping black people. Especially black women as offensive caricatures created by the white imagination, subsequently using systemic racism to pigeonhole us into your dehumanizing stereotypes. We’re the blueprint for entrepreneurship, beauty and style. The Victorian bustle dress was modeled after Saartjie Baartman’s body. We’re entire era’s of fashion, still, to this day. Stop whitewashing and falsifying history, be grateful we elevate everything instead of disparaging us. Do you think Madame Walker was having an epigenetic moment when creating the ‘Hair Grower’? Via: African American Collection

Fun Facts: Pisces Edition

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Don’t get it twisted, we will fuck you up. We aren’t afraid to stir the pot if you come for us, and don’t try to play us, your energy says it all. Who’s your favorite Pisces female? It’s Rihanna for me. Via: Global Pisceans

An Apology To Gemini’s

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Dear Gemini’s,
I’m sorry. For years I blamed my cat’s insane behavior on her zodiac sign. Turns out she’s not a Gemini, but a March Pisces. On June 9th 2014 she was three months old. Meaning the beginning of March is her rightful birthday. What can I say, stoner math. Do note I’m a February Pisces, we’re not as crazy. How fucking cute is she? Via: Jaquana Cornelius Facebook