Kourtney Kardashian Hires Sister’s Nemesis

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They’re jumping Kimberly! That was one of the messages I sent to the group chat after a pile on, stemming from that mess I started with Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, Kanye West & Julia Fox (read Paris Hilton vs. Kim Kardashian Verdict).

Out of the woodwork older sister Kourtney Kardashian decides to feature Kimberly’s nemesis in a Lemme campaign. Mind you, this is the same week Kim K is on trial, reliving her Paris “robbery”. Stating she didn’t want Kourtney traumatized by finding her dead. Cold blooded.

This is one of the meanest things she’s ever done to Kim, leading me to believe Kim said something crazy to her. This text message is from May 15th 2025 btw. Julia Fox is Kim’s karma and helped me incriminate them, she’s now more powerful. Thus, Kimberly’s attempt to kill her failed horrifically, instead taking out her Gossip Girl equivalent (read They Tried To Kill Julia Fox). Smh.

Kimberly is always copying people. When Kanye started dating Julia to annoy us both, I was genuinely nonchalant about the relationship; Kim followed suit. Unbeknownst to her, Julia also loves attention, blowing the one chance she had to get rid of her. Approving of the romance, Kimberly allowed Julia in, like a vampire entering a home. Try as she might to kick her out of Hollywood, Miss Fox isn’t going anywhere. Match met. Love to see it. Who out of the two is the bigger fame whore? Did Kim deserve that beating? Via: Julia Fox University & Saint_Twenty

Updated: 8/15/2025 12:04pm

Next Gen NYC: Charlie Zakkour Is Vital

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Okay, so, I wasn’t going to watch this show, but curiosity got the best of me. I only wanted to see how similar Charlie Zakkour was to his brother Henry, who I have a history with. One of seven people present to my deflowering and bff’s with a literal divine. That entire night was drama and scandal. Taking place on the Upper East Side, making those in attendance historical figures, having witnessed Kali & Shiva in real time. At first I was mad at Henry and planned on revenge, but now that my memories are back, I understand what happened isn’t his fault (he’s the crazier brother).

Yes, I’m a Bravo addict, but the reality kids weren’t enough to pique my interest. As much as I adore them, I wasn’t sold they could carry a show on their own. However this cast is perfect! A large part of that is due to the native New Yorkers, Georgia McCann not washing her hands and blunt af Charlie. Although he’s catching a lot of flak from the fan pages, he’s A1 in my book. He literally has me in tears from laughing, easily the funniest person on the show. His name is in everybody’s mouth too.

Charlie isn’t here to coddle the Bravo kids, instead he learns these transplants. You came to his city, not the other way around. They need someone like him to keep them humble, keep them guessing, keep them raw, and to teach them our ways. Gia Giudice I love you, but there’s a stark difference between the UWS & the UES. Also look at Brooks Marks, thanks to Charlie he’s learning how to deal with confrontation, that’s growth. Charlie Zakkour pushes them out of their comfort zones, exactly what they need to shape who they’ll become. Stagnation is death. Sorry not sorry, I stan the Upper East Sider (represent). We’re chaotic. Via: IMDB

Updated: 6/14/2025 9:50am

They Tried To Kill Julia Fox

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Rather they tried to kill Julia Fox…again. If I didn’t take their powers as a divine and queen witch by blood, they might have succeeded. Instead the spell went awry. The part that blows minds- I informed those idiots she’s stronger than them now, after figuring out what it is about East Side Middle School that makes us a target (read The Truth About Witches). The fame, the constant and frequent deaths plaguing our lives, while everyone else lived relatively carefree, the traditional Salem Witch Trial trip my grade got cancelled for being too turnt up, two divines attending, myself, Mischa Baron & Julia Fox almost dying on multiple, multiple occasions…something was up (read Mischa Barton The O.G Of ESMS).

For those in need of a recap:
Julia Fox and I have known each other since second and third grade, literally our entire lives. Meeting at Manhattan New School. Kanye West, like everybody else who matters, read my blog and chose her to be his girlfriend, to spite both myself and ex-wife Kim Kardashian (read East Side Middle School Alumni). Copying me was a big mistake, huge on Kimberly’s part. I didn’t care, but she should’ve. Green lighting the relationship with well wishes is where she went wrong. Although Julia hung out with that family on several occasions, they don’t know her like I do. As I told them via text- you give her an inch, she takes five miles. Going quietly into the dark of night may be Chaney Jones style, but Julia Fox has NEVER ever been that type of bitch. Not ever. When it comes to attention seeking Kim Kardashian has finally met her match. I don’t know who she hates more, Julia Fox or herself for allowing this to happen; she’s number one on Kim’s most detested list.

Cut to Facebook February 25th 2025, spotted (on my newsfeed): Julia Fox at Paris Hilton’s birthday party. Messiness abounds. I’d just written a piece about Kanye West denouncing Jesus for being Jewish, and referencing child sacrifice in one of his songs. Lyrics looping through my head the realization of his dalliance with an heiress hit me like a ton of bricks- Kanye fucked Paris, making his obsession with her lowly assistant mortifying (read Kanye West & Paris Hilton At Satanic Ritual). This, I presumed publicly, is the reason Paris along with best frenemy forever Nicole Richie, said all those terrible things about Kim. Regarding her ass being gross, her being a fame whore and a hoe. Am I missing anything?

Noticing Kim Kardashian’s absence, I left a comment on Julia’s picture. Taking this as confirmation that Paris hit it first. Screenshot February 28th 2025, making that Tuesday February 25th 2025.

Everything happened in a New York minute.

Petty, I decided to rub my discovery in Kim’s face via the group chat they’ve forced me to disseminate information in. Sending the picture less than ten minutes after commenting. This occurred the following day, February 26th 2025. Next thing I know…


Michelle Trachtenberg was dead at 39, less than 12 hours later (Google her time of death, RIP QUEEN). Which wouldn’t be a big deal had I not dubbed chaotic Julia Fox the Georgina Sparks to my Blair Waldorf. Having grown up on the Upper East Side together and…I mean…you see our personalities (read Julia Fox Smart Enough To Listen To Me).

The spell, my dears, was meant for Julia Fox. Hitting her Gossip Girl equivalent instead, as she’s now more powerful. All my witches are. Trust this isn’t the first time Kimberly has tried to off her, runs in the family too, just ask Kylie Jenner (read Kylie Jenner Gets Meg Thee Stallion).

Kanye’s plan worked on his ex wife. I only got angry when Julia Fox cozied up to Georgia May Jagger at fashion week, I can’t stand that big faced bitch. Final straw, I teamed up with Kimberly, ruling in her favor, blacklisting Julia Fox. At this point she started backstabbing everyone, dating the ex spouse of someone who gave her a campaign, allowed her around their family, co-signing my enemies. Georgia Sparks shit. She deserved to reap what she sowed, until I remembered Kim is a ruthless bitch and had every intention of starving the girl, child included. That being said, it’s over for the satanic witches and their false god. It’s my turn, we intend to give you everything you gave us multiplied. My witches can off you, but you can’t off my witches. Enjoy that time, Athena & Horus. Via: Clin D’Oeil, Jaquana Cornelius Facebook, Google & Saint_Twenty

Updated: 9/6/2025 3:10am

Mischa Barton The O.G Of ESMS

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Told you Mischa Barton paved the way for iconic behavior (read Mischa Barton Birthed Us). The above gallery shows the overlaps of people I’ve been in drama with, hanging out with the O.G of East Side Middle School.
Beef with Kanye West ✔️
Read: Kanye West Confirms Harassing Me
Beef with Jordan Barrett✔️
Read: Binn Jakupi Stalks Jordan Barrett
Beef with Mohammed Al Turki✔️
Read: Ronnie And Stubby Sally Wood Are Racists (can’t stand Roger Chillingworth).

Maybe she was treated differently due to being white, because all of these people started with me first. I was minding my entire business when jumped. Yes or no? They chose the right black bitch this time, Kali (an upcoming revelation, I hinted at it mentioning The Rolling Stones logo). Then again, there’s something about ESMS and British Mischa Barton, like myself and Julia Fox, almost succumbed to death by addiction. Connecting the dots it screams Mick Jagger. What is it about us, besides being Gossip Girl IRL? Do note that school was predominantly Jewish. Via: Mischa Barton Instagram

Mischa Barton Birthed Us

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No matter what I am: Goddess, Queen witch, Rolling Stones album, Mischa Barton will always be mother. Working her ass off since childhood, she paved the way for East Side Middle School to become iconic (read The Kardashian Jenner West’s Troll Account).

Walking so we could run (read East Side Middle School Alumni). The O.C put bodies in front of televisions for real time viewing, and was all anybody talked about the next day. Marissa Cooper forever! Just another ESMS is Gossip Girl confirmation. Hang her picture up at Blue Stone Manor, behind Dorinda Medley, put her in the Louvre. Via: Mischa Barton Insta & British Vogue

Drama Is On The Way

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Dear opps,
Drama is on the way. After what I found this morning, it solidifies everything works in my favor. The wheel has turned and it’s time for the reaping. Good luck, you’ll need it. The contents endless. Which one of my enemies should I play first? That’s what the wait is for. Via: City_Scum

First Fact Regarding Sebastian Stan

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Here are the basics before I got into anything about Sebastian Stan. The most important fact is he knew who I was before I knew him. Why? His former Gossip Girl co-star Ed Westwick got dragged by yours truly via Facebook (read Ronnie And Stubby Sally Wood Are Racists for the evidence). Hence his first PR girlfriend who almost destroyed his career, decided to be a petty trolling bitch, hanging out with Ed Westwick and Mohammed Al Turki. Now those pictures of them make sense right. I’ll go in on her later. Basic ass. Don’t pull up, unless you want to get fucked up. You made your choice.

Sebastian Stan watching me without my knowing, for however long, gave him insight to my personality. Pretending to be sane wasn’t an option, he saw a woman who is clearly out of her mind in a good way (not mentally ill like Melanie uggo Hamrick who stalked both of us). This should have been my first clue that he’s unhinged. Kobe Bryant brought him to me and everything went crazy. Sebastian comes off quiet, in reality he’s incredibly chaotic. He reminds me of the Tasmanian Devil, spinning around, fucking everything up, causing me to dig deeper. What I found out about him was life altering, but absolutely everything made sense. My fears were confirmed.

Gemini moon.

I couldn’t believe it. Gemini’s ruin lives. I mean everyone knows this. He was exhibiting that type of behavior and I needed confirmation. How could this be? How could the Almighty do this to me? My twin? I feel bamboozled, as this wasn’t revealed to me until 2023. I’m still processing. Yes he saved my life, but still. I mean who isn’t astrologically prejudice? Via: Indie Wire


Monica Gossip Girl Garcia Fowler

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Monica Garcia has been fired. Based on Andy Cohen’s facial expressions at the reunion we knew this was coming. She barely felt remorse and lied throughout; from what she said in her casting email, to claims production knew she was Reality Von Tease. She also seemed puzzled by Heather Gay’s anger, not knowing where the conflict between them came from (deadass). Girl you owe Beauty Lab thousands of dollars, what you mean…? As iconic as she is, Monica’s vibe screamed pathological liar. Her time as a housewife may be over, but she’d be a perfect addition to Villains. Let’s get to the issue at hand though, Gossip Girl.

Almost every other weekend my stepdad took my sister and I to Barnes & Nobles. At the time there were two in the 86th street and Lexington area. The larger one was where the young people went. Purchasing books was a highlight of my adolescence. We’d go in, browsing the covers, deciding which to buy. Angus Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging by Louise Renninson was our shit, we devoured that entire series. Low-key I’ll always wonder if I manifested my very own Angus with Jagger, my deceased cat. She was just as bad. Smh.
One weekend I spotted Gossip Girl by Cecily Von Ziegesar. I was already hooked by the cover, but sold when I read the summary. Upper East Side teens? That’s me and my friends. I took it to school immediately. Merely pulling it out got everyone’s attention. With all of us being able to relate, that series spread like wildfire.

Unfortunately Monica, Gossip Girl did stay Gossip girl forever in the books. Years, years of my life were wasted for this anticlimactic bullshit! A grudge was born. Not only did I stop reading the books when the new class took over, but I adamantly refused to watch the show. Elucidating to anyone with ears that Gossip Girl wasn’t finna play me again. Only caving in 2018, because my friend told me my relationship with someone reminded them of Chuck & Blair.

Binge is an understatement, not only was she right, but the show was fantastic, accurate, some of the best art I’ve ever seen. I don’t think I could’ve handle the anxiety of watching in real time though. My point being, in the books Gossip Girl did stay anonymous forever, one of the many reasons the show was better. As a pretentious Manhattanite I’ve never said that before. I had an entire existential crisis about watching Apple TV’s Changeling, after I discovered it was originally a book! After thirty minutes I decided this would be my exception. I always read the book first, knowing the film or show won’t equal its greatness. Gossip Girl not only proved me wrong, but spawned iconic villainous behavior. Monica Gossip Girl Garcia Fowler, you will go down as one of the best villains in reality television history. Amazing season ladies. Artist: Ruthan Rep (Updated: 12/14/2024 4:50am)



RHOSLC Finale Proves They’re Icons

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Spoiler Alert, spoiler alert, spoiler alert!

Absolutely ALL I can think about. I had literal goosebumps watching The Real Housewives Of Salt Lake City finale, coupled with heart palpitations and intense anxiety. It was pure, unfiltered art. The high I felt throughout my entire being could only be described as Frank Lucas Blue Magic. I’m still processing. Heather Gay is major, major, for putting the pieces together. The set up was real. I knew Jen Shah gave her that black eye, because Jen is a violent liar. Just like I knew Meredith Marks didn’t send those dm’s, character is everything. Once you observe a persons character, you’ll know what they are and aren’t capable of. Heather is a nurturer, who puts others before herself. Even if it’s toxic. Hence covering for Jen. Meredith doesn’t attack people unless they attack her (read In Defense Of Meredith Marks), she doesn’t have time nor energy to create a troll account to expose people. That’s not her vibe.

Right now I don’t really have the words to comment on this epic, epic, episode. It gave us Gossip Girl, Pretty Little Liars, Nancy Drew, Big Little Lies and all of my teachings. When Heather started talking timestamps, screenshots, proof, fake accounts, I couldn’t be more proud. Y’all further vindicated me against Melanie Hamrick the unattractive murderer rapist and the Kardashian Jenner West coven. Salt Lake City is truly GODS gift to us all. They make me so happy. Brava everyone for a spectacular season, that made us question everything, gave us the complexities and nuances of ethics and morality, held a mirror up to ourselves. Like were they worth the collateral damage to take out elder abuser Jen Shah, who continues to comment from prison? My mind is reeling. Thank you Heather Gay, Meredith Marks, Whitney Rose, Monica Garcia/Fowler, Mary Cosby, Lisa Barlow, and Angie Katsanevas. Thank you Bravo production, you guys are phenomenal. Give them all every award. Give them everything. I am forever changed. I’ll have more to say when I’m over being shooketh. Somebody go see if Valter is upset! Dita Von Teese certainly is. Via: Housewives Addicted, BravoHolicss, Bravo And Botox, The Reality.Report, The Real Housewives Zone & Decider Dot Com

Your Terrible Karma Is In The Cards

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Everyone who aligned against, disrespected, bullied me,
committed hubris, abused a Goddess, will pay.
Enjoy your time.

Thank your devil debtors, which satanic groups lead the way to your downfall?
PS: Oh I almost forgot, if you want a sneak preview of evidence a Gossip Girl boy has it, the one connected to all the East Side Middle School girls. I think what I sent him might make me and Julia Fox even. Via: Red Fairy Tarot